awful.systems
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
@delitomatoes@lemm.ee to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

If you nicknamed a Giraffe "Giff" how would you pronounce it?

message-square
42
fedilink
84
message-square

If you nicknamed a Giraffe "Giff" how would you pronounce it?

@delitomatoes@lemm.ee to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
message-square
42
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • @Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    70•2 years ago

    I’d pronounce it Graphics Interchange Format Friend

    • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      24•2 years ago

      The G in GIF stands for Giraffics.

    • hudson
      link
      fedilink
      English
      7•2 years ago

      “Sally”

    • @NightAuthor@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      1•2 years ago

      Did you know SCUBA is an acronym?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
    link
    fedilink
    English
    20•2 years ago

    Like Griff but without the r.

    • slazer2au
      link
      fedilink
      11•2 years ago

      Like the file format.

      • @jballs@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        English
        10•2 years ago

        No, the file format uses the same g sound that you get in gigantic.

        • @AngryAnusHornets@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          5•
          edit-2
          2 years ago

          deleted by creator

          • @jballs@sh.itjust.works
            link
            fedilink
            English
            3•2 years ago

            Pretty sure you missed my joke.

            • @AngryAnusHornets@lemmy.world
              link
              fedilink
              3•
              edit-2
              2 years ago

              deleted by creator

            • @418teapot@lemmy.world
              link
              fedilink
              English
              2•2 years ago

              Relevant XKCD

          • @418teapot@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            English
            2•
            edit-2
            2 years ago

            I use a hard G when pronouncing gif, and the inventor using a hard G is a good enough reason for me. But the argument that the G stands for graphics being the reason for it is a garbage argument. There are plenty of acronyms that are pronounced differently than the letters that make up those acronyms. For example the U in SCUBA is pronounced as a long U as in rule or June, but stands for underwater, which is pronounced as a short U.

            • @AngryAnusHornets@lemmy.world
              link
              fedilink
              6•
              edit-2
              2 years ago

              deleted by creator

          • @surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            1•2 years ago

            Ranting on the internet seems like a weird gig. And you seem like a git.

            Kidding of course, but you get the point. It goes both ways.

            The creator of the format is actually just a hilarious troll. He knew what he was doing.

  • @jetsetdorito@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    18•2 years ago

    anything besides the peanut butter pronunciation sounds weird

    • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      14•2 years ago

      You’d pronounce it “peanut butter?”

      • @jetsetdorito@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        7•2 years ago

        https://www.americanfood4u.de/media/image/product/19022/md/jif-creamy-peanut-butter-454g_1.jpg

        • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          5•2 years ago

          Peter Pan?

  • @evdo@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    link
    fedilink
    English
    15•2 years ago

    Still not “jiff”. I’m not a coward.

    • @NightAuthor@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      1•2 years ago

      Jiff is the minority opinion, how would it be cowardly to use it?

  • AgentOrangesicle
    link
    fedilink
    10•2 years ago

    I suppose I would pronounce it like, “Giff”.

  • Guadin
    link
    fedilink
    9•2 years ago

    The same as how I would pronounce “giraffe” but without the “ira” and “e”.

    • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      16•2 years ago

      Gff?

      • @Klear@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        4•2 years ago

        Girlfriends forever.

  • circuitfarmer
    link
    fedilink
    9•
    edit-2
    2 years ago

    Giff with a hard g.

    Yes there are many examples of soft g before i, like gist. But English orthography isn’t self-consistent, so ultimately all these arguments become reductio ad absurdam.

    G in GIF stands for Graphics. Period.

    I agree that g for graphics isn’t a terribly good argument one way or another. But the reductio ad absurdam part is the more important bit. All language, ultimately, is arbitrary, with successful information exchange being the only measure that really matters. It’s especially so for something like GIF that occurs far more often in text than speech.

    • Dandroid
      link
      fedilink
      6•2 years ago

      I find the “G stands for graphics” an extremely weak argument. In English the pronunciation of acronyms never seem to consider the pronunciation of the original words. Examples include scuba and laser. If you pronounced those like the letters in the original words, they would be pronounced scuhba and laseer.

      That said, pronounce it how you want, I don’t care. You don’t need a reason to pronounce it one way or another beyond “this is the way I heard first” or “this is the way I hear the most”. But the “graphics” reason is not a good one because (at least in English) nothing else follows that rule.

      • @RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        2•2 years ago

        I choose giraffics.

      • circuitfarmer
        link
        fedilink
        2•2 years ago

        In that case, my vote is on GIF with the voiced postalveolar fricative /ʒ/ from genre and measure.

        • @RGB3x3@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          1•2 years ago

          It’s ✯✯fancy✯✯

  • @DahGangalang@infosec.pub
    link
    fedilink
    8•2 years ago

    Exactly how it’s spelled.

  • @7fb2adfb45bafcc01c80@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    8•2 years ago

    Probably like the peanut butter, because I wouldn’t want it to be confused with my gorilla with the name spelled the same way, but pronounced with a hard ‘g’ sound.

  • @Michal@programming.dev
    link
    fedilink
    8•2 years ago

    I would rather nickname it 'raff

  • @Chickenstalker@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    7•2 years ago

    I would pronounce it as stupid long horses.

  • @halvar@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    7•2 years ago

    I would pronounce it with a Ezh (Ʒ) (the sound in pleasure), as that’s the sound we use to pronounce it in my language.

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆
    link
    fedilink
    English
    6•2 years ago

    I’d quit using nicknames because of my lack of creativity and style

  • @mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    English
    6•2 years ago

    I’d rather nickname it Jeff. Jeff Bezos.

    • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      3•2 years ago

      Before or after you shave it bald?

      • @mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        link
        fedilink
        English
        1•2 years ago

        Yes.

  • @emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de
    link
    fedilink
    5•2 years ago

    If the only reason to pronounce it ‘jif’ is because of the context of it being a giraffe, then its a bad name and it also kinda proves the point of everyone who says that ‘gif’ shouldn’t be pronounced ‘jif’.

    • @Feathercrown@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      1•2 years ago

      Oh shit wait no he has a point

Showerthoughts@lemmy.world

!showerthoughts@lemmy.world

remote_follow_modal_title

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !showerthoughts@lemmy.world

A “Showerthought” is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you’re doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

  • Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
  • When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
  • More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else

Rules

  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as “capitalism” and “communism”. If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy’s Code of Conduct and the TOS

If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.

Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.

  • 1.43K users / day
  • 3.07K users / week
  • 6.32K users / month
  • 15.2K users / 6 months
  • 35.3K subscribers
  • 2.09K Posts
  • 52.3K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • @vatlark@lemmy.world
  • @forkball@lemmy.world
  • @Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world
  • @SuperEars@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.3
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org