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@ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 10 months ago

We must pass the brain worm!

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We must pass the brain worm!

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@ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 10 months ago
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  • Icalasari
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    45•10 months ago

    That is so cruel to even SUGGEST!

    Poor worm would STARVE in Cheeto’s head cavity!

    • @B1naryB0t@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      23•10 months ago

      The original brain worm actually did starve in RFK

  • SGG
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    32•10 months ago

    Trump could honestly use the restorative powers of a Goa’uld given what he looks like at the moment.

    Also, if I had to pick, I would probably prefer Goa’uld rule to be honest.

    • Psaldorn
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      14•10 months ago

      Maga, kree!

    • @leftzero@lemmynsfw.com
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      2•10 months ago

      Indeed.

  • @acosmichippo@lemmy.world
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    22•10 months ago

    are we sure trump doesn’t already have one?

    • @zephorah@lemm.ee
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      11•10 months ago

      I came here to say exactly this. Granted, I don’t think Trump is an eat roadkill and questionably sourced pork kind of guy.

      • Diplomjodler
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        8•10 months ago

        His brain worms are more discerning.

    • Tar_Alcaran
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      7•10 months ago

      The poor thing probably died from cocaine overdose

    • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      1•10 months ago

      It tried to escape after his assassination attempt, which is why he wore the ear-bandage for so long.

  • sp3ctr4l
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    16•10 months ago

    So, sorta like in Animorphs when Visser 3 wants a new host body?

    • @emptyother@programming.dev
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      8•10 months ago

      What, a yeerk?! 😁

      • sp3ctr4l
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        2•9 months ago

        I realize this post is 3 weeks old and Animorphs is basically ancient…

        … but … did any one in the books, at any point, make a beef yeerky pun?

        • @emptyother@programming.dev
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          2•9 months ago

          Too long, I cant remember. But it would be criminal if Marco didnt ever say a single beef yeerky pun.

    • @Default_Defect@midwest.social
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      6•10 months ago

      Holy shit, an Animorph reference. Today is gonna be a good day.

    • @cevn@lemmy.world
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      4•10 months ago

      My thoughts exactly

  • @Whirling_Cloudburst@lemmy.world
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    15•10 months ago

    I hear the worm is three feet long and takes nearly a minute to pass to a new host. Loud slimy wet sounds occur the whole time up to several yards away. Reports of inaudible ultrasonic squealing was picked up by more specialized instruments including the occasional clicks and buzzes. Its unknown how they communicate with the swarm at a long distance however, but their collective behavior is unnerving to say the least.

  • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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    11•10 months ago

    Don’t blame me, I voted for brain worm.

  • @aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    11•10 months ago

    Adults can’t leave their host, you have to use a baby from a mature female.

    A Ceti Eel from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, being held down so a baby eel can be extracted from its back.

  • @Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Usually parasitic worms are spread ass to mouth.

    • @taladar@sh.itjust.works
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      2•10 months ago

      So how does that apply to two people who are talking out of their ass?

      • @humorlessrepost@lemmy.world
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        1•10 months ago

        An intermediary or two

  • @alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml
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    5•10 months ago

    I’m kinda surprised the democrats weren’t able to offer him something in exchange for staying in

    • queermunist she/her
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      5•10 months ago

      >implying Democrats want to win

      • @alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml
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        I mean they’d prefer to win, they’re just not willing to pass any progressive policy to get there.

        It suprises me because RFK wouldn’t require progressive policy to get on board, he said he’d settle for a cabinet position.

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          They wouldn’t even let a Palestinian-American speak at the DNC to appease the uncommitted movement. All they asked for is for an elected Palestinian Democrat. That’s it. And the Party smacked it down.

          The easiest thing in the world, but they’d rather lose than let Palestinians speak.

          But they let Israelis, police, and literal Republicans speak.

  • @smokebuddy@lemmy.today
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    deleted by creator

  • chtk
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    3•10 months ago

    🎶 Previously on BrainDead! 🎶

  • @Kyrgizion@lemmy.world
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    3•10 months ago

    It’s dead jim. I’m not a magician!

  • @DannyMac@lemm.ee
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    2•10 months ago

    They are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I’d like to hear it

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