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The Picard Maneuver to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

I have too much confidence in myself

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I have too much confidence in myself

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The Picard Maneuver to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • @IHateReddit@lemmy.world
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    22•2 years ago

    It has happened to me multiple times now that I go to the supermarket because I need a specific product and then end up forgetting to buy it because I bought so much other stuff that I don’t even need

    • ivanafterall
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      17•2 years ago

      “If I walk all the aisles, I’ll remember what I was after…”

  • @machinaeZER0@lemm.ee
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    2 years ago

    I write it down on my phone - then proceed to not check my phone, almost every time ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ

    • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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      6•2 years ago

      I forget what I need while im halfway through writing my list.

      Its ok though I normally remember at 2:17am whole lying awake staring at the ceiling.

  • @anotherlemmyuser@lemmy.ml
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    10•2 years ago

    I count the number of items to get, and tell myself to remember the number, then I sometimes summon devil’s help to recall the very last item at the store. Half probability of successfully remembering to get the items justifies not writing in the first place.

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      6•2 years ago

      I usually remember once I’m already halfway through checking out or back at the car.

      • @anotherlemmyuser@lemmy.ml
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        4•2 years ago

        Yes, we are just training ourselves by living life the hard mode, because life is hard. We do not take the easy route.

  • @onlooker@lemmy.ml
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    6•2 years ago

    It doesn’t help that our local stores change their layout on a regular basis for whatever reason. My guess is to keep the customers in the store longer.

  • @mustardman@discuss.tchncs.de
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    4•2 years ago

    Is that Sponge Bob face actually in the show or a Photoshop with Homer Simpson. Can’t tell if its one of those inter-frame funny shots.

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      8•2 years ago

      Looks like it’s from an actual episode!

      Image

      • @mustardman@discuss.tchncs.de
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        5•2 years ago

        You’re a true hero. I forgot Sponge Bob often does these kinds of faces.

  • Sabre363
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    4•2 years ago

    This is why I can’t go shopping alone

  • Queen HawlSera
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    3•2 years ago

    Every time, I will never learn.

  • @SternburgExport@feddit.de
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    3•2 years ago

    Oh it’s fine at the store. But coming home and realizing what you’ve forgotten, that’s the real fun.

  • @spiderjuzce@lemmy.sdf.org
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    2•2 years ago

    My notes app is my saving grace or at least it was until all my notes got deleted

  • jimmydoreisalefty
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    2•2 years ago

    ain’t that the truth!

  • @anotherlemmyuser@lemmy.ml
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    1•2 years ago

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