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Track_Shovel to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 9 months ago

Modern Cinderella

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Modern Cinderella

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Track_Shovel to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 9 months ago
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  • @urquell@lemm.ee
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    60•9 months ago

    This is a story I can get behind

    • @expatriado@lemmy.world
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      25•9 months ago

      you had to plug your comment don’t you?

      • @Empricorn@feddit.nl
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        13•9 months ago

        Wait, they didn’t give us a full rebuttal!

        • @rarbg@lemmy.zip
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          8•9 months ago

          Don’t be anal.

          • @Empricorn@feddit.nl
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            2•9 months ago

            You’re not a lawyer?

  • @werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
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    48•9 months ago

    Did you hear?!!! The prince is going around the kingdom trying to find his true love 💕😘! If the butt plug fits you, then you could be the one!

    • Track_ShovelOP
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      36•9 months ago

      Does… Does he wash it first?

      • @werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
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        57•9 months ago

        The prince does no such things. Now turn around, let’s see if your the princess 😘💞. It’s gonna feel a little warm because he just tried it over there.

        • Pilgrim
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          14•9 months ago

          That last sentence cracked me up

          • @Classy@sh.itjust.works
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            1•9 months ago

            Why do I hear progressively closer popping noises??

        • @CitizenKong@lemmy.world
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          2•9 months ago

          Well, princess or “princess”.

  • @Forester@yiffit.net
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    9 months ago

    Fur slipper > Glass slipper > Fur tail

    I love it when jokes come full circle.

    Fur slipper was likely a nod and wink that the prince knew Cinderella intimately…

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥
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      7•9 months ago

      The Prince was asking women to pull up their dress so he could inspect their snatchpatch?

    • @Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee
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      5•9 months ago

      That makes the story so much funnier.

  • @Awesomo85@sh.itjust.works
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    9 months ago

    “My God! It just falls right out!! It’s you!! You are the one I turned out last night!!”

    • @dmMeYourNudes@lemmynsfw.com
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      3•9 months ago

      I can’t with you right now

  • @Fester@lemm.ee
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    36•9 months ago

    In the old tale, the stepsisters mutilated their feet to try to fit in the slipper. What’ll they come up with this time?

    • @Zachariah@lemmy.world
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      19•9 months ago

      goatse

  • MeatPilot
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    30•9 months ago

    Instead a size check, it’s a sniff test.

    • Track_ShovelOP
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      16•9 months ago

      sniff smells like tacos

      • @Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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        17•9 months ago

        That’s the wrong buttplug you’re smelling…

        • Track_ShovelOP
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          12•9 months ago

          Christ, that’s the risky click of the day

          • Pilgrim
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            1•9 months ago

            Did you not trust the link-text at the bottom, which you see if you hover over it?

            There still was a risk, but it turned out to be exactly the product I was looking for

            • Track_ShovelOP
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              4•9 months ago

              I’m on mobile so it was a true 50:50

              • Pilgrim
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                2•9 months ago

                I would never click such links on mobile lol

              • Rain World: Slugcat Game
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                0•9 months ago

                just long press (at least on jerboa)

                • Track_ShovelOP
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                  1•9 months ago

                  And here too?

  • @psycho_driver@lemmy.world
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    19•9 months ago

    Prince Charming probably will have fun testing it out on the step-sisters at least.

  • @BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world
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    17•9 months ago

    This is one of my favorite stories, second only to the princess and the pee.

    • Track_ShovelOP
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      1•9 months ago

  • @Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    11•9 months ago

    lost her gas slipper again

  • socsa
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    6•9 months ago

    90% chance this was as a queen, not the princess

    • Track_ShovelOP
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      4•9 months ago

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ7wB4rm5Hw

  • @Meron35@lemmy.world
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    3•9 months ago

    There must be a gay Cinderella remake out there somewhere. Grindrella gets visited by the fairy thotmother, who transforms his button up shirt and black skinny chinos into a harness and jockstrap and sends him off the royal orgy. The next day Prince DomTop has to go around and top everyone in the village because it was a blackout orgy and he couldn’t see anyone, meaning the only way he can find who Grindrella was is by remembering the feel of that bussy.

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