I have no idea what a pinay is, but I know I like this!

“Peeing is normal too, but if you’re doing it 27 times a day there’s a problem”

Yum

Big oof

What a truly rare sentence

Turns out there’s already a plant that produces cocaine in its leaves

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Yeah, this is definitely not what I imagined it would look like

Yes

Because they pretend like we don’t have alien bases in the ocean?

Same, nicotine is the only reason I can hold a job.

You can get in very good shape with a pair of 20lb dumbbells. The gym is a scam

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There’s a Jordan Peterson joke in here somewhere

A conservative Christian straight white man. Everyone else is at risk

The religion of American whiteness

This t-shirt would fuck

Yes first past the post elections are fucked, but that’s still the system we have and the one you have to operate under. If you refuse to vote against hitler because you don’t like the voting system, you still refuse to vote against hitler.

Wooosh

I can’t with you right now