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Flying Squid to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk •
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You have to REALLY like chandeliers.

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You have to REALLY like chandeliers.

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Overall a nice house with some lovely scenic views. But someone was very chandelier-happy.

Also, white carpet in the red-sanded Arizona desert? Possibly not the best plan.

Even the bathroom- chandelier.

https://www.zillow.com/homes/2856-State-Route-179-Sedona,-AZ-86336_rb/81977020_zpid/

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  • @TootSweet@lemmy.world
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    113•9 months ago

    Jeez. At first glance I thought that first pic was an indoor swimming pool.

    • dditty
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      2•8 months ago

      So what is the pic showing then, just a polished blue floor in some living room-type area?

      • @TootSweet@lemmy.world
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        1•8 months ago

        I’m guessing it’s supposed to be a… dance hall? Or maybe a big dining room or something? But yeah. I think it’s just a polished floor.

  • Xanthrax
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    45•9 months ago

    Why would you paint the sky on the ceiling and then add chandeliers?! It feels like a fallout bunker.

    • @Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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      14•8 months ago

      Delusions of Versailles, on a budget.

      https://images.app.goo.gl/TuosGDxh19FU22Xc8

      • @Etienne_Dahu@jlai.lu
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        4•8 months ago

        Paris, TX was not enough so they made their own Versailles, AZ

    • @pseudo@jlai.lu
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      8 months ago

      I find a cloudy look in them.

  • @ilinamorato@lemmy.world
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    32•9 months ago

    And they’re ALL DIFFERENT

    Seriously, how did they find SO MANY completely different chandeliers?

    • Flying SquidOP
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      20•9 months ago

      It’s like it’s a chandelier display store for very elite customers.

      • @CptEnder@lemmy.world
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        5•9 months ago

        Feels like an episode of Interdemensional TV from Rick and Morty

    • wander1236
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      3•9 months ago

      Maybe it’s a collection

      • @ilinamorato@lemmy.world
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        4•9 months ago

        I think whether it was intentionally one or not, it’s become one

  • Mister Neon
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    24•9 months ago

    It’s got some “backrooms” / liminal space vibes.

    • @LEONHART@slrpnk.net
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      My first thought. Definite Poolrooms energy.

  • @Etterra@lemmy.world
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    Things like this remind me that rich people have the absolute worst fucking taste imaginable. Assuming they have any taste beyond “maximally expensive” like they’re pre-modern nobility.

    • Flax
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      1•8 months ago

      Even pre modern nobility had ideas like gothic architecture vs Gregorian or something

  • @Jackcooper@lemmy.world
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    The carpet in the bathroom is the bigger problem

    • Flying SquidOP
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      I have encountered that so many times in otherwise normal houses. I don’t get it. Toilets can overflow, showers and sinks can leak. Why would you do that?

      • Prehensile_cloaca
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        4•8 months ago

        Some people really enjoy a slowly rotting subfloor?

        • Flying SquidOP
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          I mean I don’t, but…

    • Captain Aggravated
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      4•8 months ago

      My house had carpet when I moved in. Fuck - and I cannot stress this enough - that noise.

      • Flying SquidOP
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        Ours too. Most of it has been replaced with laminate flooring. Nice to be able to clean a floor with a broom and you can deal with most stains with a mop.

  • @DaddleDew@lemmy.world
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    15•9 months ago

    It feels more like a community center than a home

  • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝
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    14•9 months ago

    The location is magnificent but everything about the house is naff - not just the chandeliers but the curtains, the kitchen, the balconies, the archways, even the outdoor area. The temptation would be to knock it all down and put in something more open to take advantage of the vistas.

  • @uservoid1@lemmy.world
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    12•9 months ago

    With all the chandeliers you sure to have at least one not working in a given time.

    Cozy little place, I do hope 27 parking spaces would be enough. The scenery is outstanding.

  • @BitsAndBites@lemmy.world
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    11•8 months ago

    The cover photo looks like an AI generated image since it doesn’t understand the appropriate number of light fixtures.

  • @Num10ck@lemmy.world
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    10•8 months ago

    they should make counterstrike levels out of bad real estate like this

    • skye
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      8•8 months ago

      i think someone just took counterstrike levels and made bad real estate out of them

  • @BilboBargains@lemmy.world
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    9•8 months ago

    Loving the clouds painted on the ceiling. Did a five year old design this house?

    • Prehensile_cloaca
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      5•8 months ago

      No way, this is peak Boomer, guaranteed.

  • @meowMix2525@lemm.ee
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    8•8 months ago

    I thought it was filled with water from a hurricane at first glance

  • @baggachipz@sh.itjust.works
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    8•8 months ago

    Sedona, AZ. Say no more.

  • GreatAlbatross
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    8•8 months ago

    I guess when you have double-height rooms, you have to use that space for something.

    • Prehensile_cloaca
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      4•8 months ago

      In this case, they went with weather formation

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