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MacN'Cheezus to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 8 months ago

Don’t fall for it

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Don’t fall for it

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MacN'Cheezus to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 8 months ago
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  • @RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz
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    32•8 months ago

    Look at all the stuff in your house. That’s not minimalist at all! You need to throw it all away, and instead buy iMinimalTable, for only $499.

    Then buy iMinimalTable 2 next year.

    • snooggums
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      IMinimalTable is not compatable with your current floor, so that will need to be replaced.

      iMinimalTable 2 will not be compatable with your iMinimalTable floor, but you will be able to buy an adapter for only $99.

  • Random_Character_A
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    31•8 months ago

    Minimalism is very uncapitalistic, so it’s communism.

    We all need razors with dozen blades, skin caring pads infused with calming herbs, massaging vibration and small uplifting speaker that tells how good person you are and how beautiful day it is.

    • metaStatic
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      30•8 months ago

      Anti capitalism is turned into an aesthetic that is sold back to you by capitalists. Minimalism is peak capitalism.

    • MacN'CheezusOP
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      1•8 months ago

      Communism is just state enforced minimalism.

  • @astronot@midwest.social
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    23•8 months ago

    But I want more less

    • @cordlesslamp@lemmy.today
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      12•8 months ago

      is it the same as I wanted less more?

      • @astronot@midwest.social
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        12•8 months ago

        More or less

    • NaibofTabr
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      3•8 months ago

      less is more

      no really

    • MacN'CheezusOP
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      2•8 months ago

      Best I can do is less more

      • caseyweederman
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        1•8 months ago

        Deal

  • NaibofTabr
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    21•8 months ago

    You can’t sell more or less, they’re both open source.

    • @rbn@sopuli.xyz
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      8•8 months ago

      If it’s published under GPL which I think is the case, everyone is free to use it commercially and sell it. If someone is willing to pay for it, is a different story. ;)

  • @SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world
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    6•8 months ago

    The only winning move is not too buy

  • FQQD
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    6•8 months ago

    And what is brutalism?

    • @Zwiebel@feddit.org
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      5•8 months ago

      Ugly

  • @JohnyRocket@discuss.tchncs.de
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    6•8 months ago

    Except for when it is used to underhandedly sell consumers unrepairable laptops cause visible screws don’t count as minimalistic

  • @silver_wings_of_morning@feddit.dk
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    6•8 months ago

    Big if true

  • @BlueLineBae@midwest.social
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    5•8 months ago

    This made me laugh an unreasonable amount. I needed this after everything. Thank you.

    • MacN'CheezusOP
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      3•8 months ago

      You’re welcome. Glad I could help.

  • @CatZoomies@lemmy.world
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    5•8 months ago

    The sacred texts! Is this why Payless Shoes is no longer around? Because we minimated them?

    • GHiLA
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      Shitty Walmart shoes got slightly less shitty.

      Namebrands got worse.

      Why pay $80 for Vans when there’s a clone at Walmart for $35 that are made just as bad? If everything sucks anyway, why pay $80?

  • @werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
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    3•8 months ago

    In the end everyone gets infinite less starting instantly the moment you stop having less more. When it happens to you, everyone you know is deeply saddened for a tiny amount of time compared the infinity of your new none conditional situation.

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