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@Godric@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

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@Godric@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • @Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org
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    87•2 years ago

    I’m not against this, but I feel like the pizza needs to be on the bottom. You’re just gonna get cheese all over your hands.

    • Snailpope
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      32•2 years ago

      At the least I would flip it right before eating it, having it on top is good for presentation purposes.

      • @Num10ck@lemmy.world
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        16•2 years ago

        wait a minute… if you just slapped an upside down pizza on top of another pizza, would that become a burger? oh its a panuozzo.

        • Jay
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          2•2 years ago

          I kind of do that all the time with store bought pizzas… after I cook them I simply fold them in half and eat. (Sort of like a big pizza pop/calzone)

        • @Zekas@lemmy.world
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          2•2 years ago

          It would still be a sandwich because a burger is a sandwich.

        • worldwidewave
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          1•2 years ago

          deleted by creator

    • @HikingVet@lemmy.sdf.org
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      2 years ago

      On the inside.

      Edit: Pizza toppings should be oriented so that they are inside the sandwich.

    • @Carnelian@lemmy.world
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      10•2 years ago

      I want cheese on my hands

      • @PunnyName@lemmy.world
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        4•2 years ago

        Damn, you said it first!

    • @Ajen@sh.itjust.works
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      6•2 years ago

      And burn your fingers

      • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)
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        3•2 years ago

        If it burns your fingers, how does it not burn your mouth?

        • @Ajen@sh.itjust.works
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          4•2 years ago

          Of course it burns your mouth, there’s not much you can do about that. But your can at least protect your fingers.

        • z3rOR0ne
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          0•2 years ago

          I honestly have eaten hot food that has burned my fingers but not my mouth…i don’t know why and I honestly cannot recall why i continued to eat after my hands were burned… I am probably going to get mouth cancer later on in life…

          • @Ajen@sh.itjust.works
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            3•2 years ago

            I’m pretty sure your saliva helps cool it down a little. And most people salivate when there’s hot food in their mouth.

  • @SpeedLimit55@lemmy.world
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    42•2 years ago

    The pizza needs to be flipped.

    • LegionEris [she/her]
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      14•2 years ago

      That’s the only problem I see.

  • @phorq@lemmy.ml
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    2 years ago

    Meanwhile I’m quite interested in trying it despite being completely sober… I can quit being a fat-ass anytime I want!

    • Midnight Wolf
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      9•2 years ago

      Remove the bacon for me and I’m interested as well

      • @robocall@lemmy.world
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        17•2 years ago

        I’m watching my figure, no bacon on my pizza-french fry-burger please

        • worldwidewave
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          7•2 years ago

          This guy Americas

      • @demonquark@lemmy.world
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        4•2 years ago

        But the bacon is the best part. 🤤🤤

      • @PunnyName@lemmy.world
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        1•2 years ago

        For me, no fries.

  • Seraph
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    2 years ago

    Pizzas definitely need to be facing inward on the sandwich, not outward. It’s the bun here, act like it.

    • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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      26•2 years ago

      Pizza:

  • Colonel Sanders
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    I’m honestly high right now but I can guarantee I’d still want to try that sober

  • @GenBlob@lemm.ee
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    24•2 years ago

    I’m American so to me this looks good.

    • @Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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      35•2 years ago

      • Dr. Coomer
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    • Melkath
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      4•2 years ago

      Honestly, I want it to look good, but at the end of the day, I just want the pizza on top. Maybe the bacon on the side. The rest looks bland af.

    • @Gamey@feddit.de
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      3•2 years ago

      I am a european and high but also fairly sure I would eat that thing sober as well!

      • @GenBlob@lemm.ee
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        3•2 years ago

        That’s reassuring. I thought anyone outside of the US would think this is a disgusting calorie bomb. I mean it is but fuck it, I’ll have it.

        • @Gamey@feddit.de
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          3•2 years ago

          I meam, it definitely is but god damn dose it ever look good, especially to my stoned brain!

  • FQQD
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    19•2 years ago

    10/10 would eat

    • @hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      4•2 years ago

      Marijuana or this monstority of a burger?

      • @Gamey@feddit.de
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        5•2 years ago

        Both!

      • @SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net
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        2•2 years ago

        This burger made with marijuana butter

  • Alex
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    16•2 years ago

    That actually looks good, and I’m European

    • @Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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      18•2 years ago

      You just gained U.S. citizenship, you can expect your papers, gun, tax bill, and goverment-mandated eagle in the mail shortly

      • @SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net
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        4•2 years ago

        Where are mine?

        • Sippy Cup
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          5•2 years ago

          Sorry, government was shut down in between when you liked it and when the papers were to be sent. You will have to start the process over.

  • @Veedem@lemmy.world
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    13•2 years ago

    Man…that looks amazing.

  • @Zoldyck@lemmy.world
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    11•2 years ago

    One of the biggest reasons I quit cannabis completely was all the snacking. Great in the moment. Long term not so much.

    • Hot Saucerman
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      7•2 years ago

      They must call it “pot” because it gives you a “pot belly.”

      • @HikingVet@lemmy.sdf.org
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        5•2 years ago

        Then I have been doing something wrong for over a decade.

  • @Shave_MyBeever@lemmy.world
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    10•2 years ago

    No egg?!!

    • @Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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      15•2 years ago

      Eggs make you fat.

      • @optissima@possumpat.io
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        5•2 years ago

        Happiness can make you fat too, yet you pursue that.

  • FartsWithAnAccent
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    9•2 years ago

    Heart disease is the most common killer, isn’t it?

    • @Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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      13•2 years ago

      USA USA USA

    • @BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works
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      3•2 years ago

      I‘d say the most dangerous things in this food are the additives.

      And the mouthtop burning cheese on the pizza.

      • @jose1324@lemmy.world
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        4•2 years ago

        Being scared of general additives isn’t really productive

  • @Wage_slave@lemmy.ml
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    9•2 years ago

    And it is so well put together.

    this stoner clearly munchies with great justice!

    Legit, I want one so bad right now. [7]

  • @Spliffman1@lemmy.world
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    • @Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      12•2 years ago

      You think he’s photographing that on an empty stomach? They’re gone.

      • @Spliffman1@lemmy.world
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    • z3rOR0ne
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      3•2 years ago

      Cuz that might make it remotely healthy, lol

  • @PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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    7•2 years ago

    Danger is my middle name 🤤

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