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nukeM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 7 months ago

NCD, what are we ordering?

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NCD, what are we ordering?

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nukeM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 7 months ago
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Sauce https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/15tcidq/visiting_vancouver_and_came_across_this/

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  • nukeOPM
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    65•7 months ago

    Bonus target practice

    • osaerisxero
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      19•7 months ago

      the potpourri on the urinal is a nice touch

      • M137
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        2•7 months ago

        Hopefully grown with 100% natural dead Russian remains.

  • Schiffsmädchenjunge
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    19•7 months ago

    I feel generous today so Slava Ukraïni for all!

    And then a nice Bombing of Kremlin for me, thanks and cheers.

    • verity_kindle
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      5•7 months ago

      Cheers 🍹

  • Jo Miran
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    18•7 months ago

    I mean, how can you pass on Orks on Fire?

  • verity_kindle
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    14•7 months ago

    Putin’s Brain Hemorrhage, please

  • @YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub
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    13•7 months ago

    Obviously bombing of the kremlin

    • @espentan@lemmy.world
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      3•7 months ago

      I dunno… it’s a toss up between that and Putin’s brain hemorrhage… Nah, let’s make it easy; one of each, please!

  • @IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    deleted by creator

  • @Godric@lemmy.world
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    10•7 months ago

    7 Slava Ukraïnis

  • @TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works
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    8•7 months ago

    Putins brain hemmoarage 🤤

  • @Senseless@feddit.org
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    8•7 months ago

    Since I had a little sambuca accident and burned part of my beard I stay away from burning drinks. They sound nice though.

  • @Etterra@lemmy.world
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    8•7 months ago

    One of each, line em up!

  • lnxtx (xe/xem/xyr)
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    7•7 months ago

    Warszawa isn’t in Ukraine 👀

    • @Metz@lemmy.world
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      16•7 months ago

      Perhaps a greeting to the Polish neighbors who have already suffered under russia, hate russia and are very supportive of Ukraine.

      • verity_kindle
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        8•7 months ago

        RIP that Polish farmer who lived on the border and was killed by Russian missile debris. He deserved better than a 2 hour news cycle.

  • @ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works
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    7•7 months ago

    I’m not a shots guy really, they all sound terrible, but what the hell, I’ll take one of each, just please be quiet in the morning.

  • @finitebanjo@lemmy.world
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    3•7 months ago

    Do they serve falafel?

    • @Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca
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      9•7 months ago

      No but their borscht is very good, if you order it to eat in they give you a big slice of any of their fresh baked breads (sunflower rye is the best one.)

      Their cabbage rolls are pretty tasty and during summer they have a delicious pickle salad.

  • @ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.ml
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    2•7 months ago

    Virgins make a lunch order

    Chads make a launch order

  • @Spiralvortexisalie@lemmy.world
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    2•7 months ago

    /report looks too credible

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