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@RobotToaster@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 6 months ago

Mass Food Poisoning Event Reported at Party Honoring Best Restaurants in LA

www.latintimes.com

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Mass Food Poisoning Event Reported at Party Honoring Best Restaurants in LA

www.latintimes.com

@RobotToaster@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 6 months ago
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A celebration of culinary excellence turned sour when over 70 attendees of the L.A. Times 101 Best Restaurants party reported severe gastrointestinal illnesses.
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  • EleventhHour
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    52•6 months ago

    lol

    Sure, I feel bad for the people who got sick, but the irony here is more delicious than any meal served that night.

  • @NadiaNadine@lemmy.world
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    24•6 months ago

    Ha, BC Canada! The worst place to source oysters.

    Victoria BC dumped it’s sewage into the bay until a couple years ago…

    [Victoria no longer flushes raw sewage into ocean after area opens treatment plant

    ](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/victoria-sewage-plant-1.5867582)

  • _haha_oh_wow_
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    21•6 months ago

    All of the good chefs were busy being honored?

  • AmidFuror
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    10•6 months ago

    Los Angeles Tin Times

    • @RubberElectrons@lemmy.world
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      Can one do a double-take with their eyes alone? Lol

  • @IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    deleted by creator

    • Kuadhual
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      4•6 months ago

      Somehow I knew it would be Mr Bean before I click the link 😄

    • @NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz
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      2•6 months ago

      wow, they have the event on video!

  • VieuxQueb
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    8•6 months ago

    The puns are all served on a silver tray with this one.

  • @HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net
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    3•6 months ago

    Big Pepto strikes again

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