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Blaze (he/him) to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 6 months ago

Dating a witch

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Dating a witch

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Blaze (he/him) to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 6 months ago
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  • @owenfromcanada@lemmy.world
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    19•6 months ago

    I dunno. Chilling all day, cuddling at night, don’t pay rent or taxes, sounds okay to me.

    • @dufkm@lemmy.world
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      8•6 months ago

      What if you always dreamt of learning to play the violin though? That’s right out now, buddy.

      • @owenfromcanada@lemmy.world
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        8•6 months ago

        Hold on, let me play the world’s tiniest violin (I don’t mean that aggressively, my arms are just incredibly short).

      • Destide
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        4•6 months ago

        Lil goblin mushroom violin

    • @toynbee@lemmy.world
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      3•6 months ago

      There is a Black Mirror episode that suggests this is not accurate.

  • @TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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    4•6 months ago

    how did they manage to make ._. look happy??

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