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Rikudou_Sage to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago

When two people kiss, they form a long tube from one anus to the other

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When two people kiss, they form a long tube from one anus to the other

Rikudou_Sage to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • Otter
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    142•2 years ago

    You really didn’t have to hit post on this one, yeesh

    • @OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml
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      61•2 years ago

      The people have a right to know

    • @Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      20•2 years ago

      *repost this one

      I had seen this many-a-time on Reddit (it’s a site that’s like Lemmy but shittier)

      • Rikudou_SageOP
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        8•2 years ago

        Your correction doesn’t make sense, there’s no repost button.

        meme of a confused grandma saying you really didn't have to hit repost this one

        But yeah, I’ve seen this on Reddit few years ago.

        • @Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          I’m in not trying to shit on you, OP! I was just saying I’ve seen this showerthought a bunch before.

          Also your first sentence makes ZERO sense, as 99.999% of reposts are posted without the use of a dedicated repost button? Like is a “repost” button a button anyone has ever seen?

          Quick edit: oh I totally see what you mean, my comment intended to transform “hit post on” into just “repost” hahaha

          • naticus
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            2•2 years ago

            Now I want a cynical dev to make a Lemmy app that labels the post button as the repost button. Might as well assume all content is unoriginal, right?

            • @Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              Yeeeeh basically everything on the internet is unoriginal now. Even the comment I’m current making.

              R9K was a cool experiment, until… well… the /b/. Which was like… the all of it.

            • Rikudou_SageOP
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              1•2 years ago

              Sounds like a great idea for April Fools.

  • kingthrillgore
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    88•2 years ago

    I just woke up and you chose to share this with me.

    • @KneeTitts@lemmy.world
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      16•2 years ago

      Now imagine if they were kissing each others buttholes… its an infinite loop

      • @FleetingTit@feddit.de
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        9•2 years ago

        I think topologists call it a torus.

        • @Hadriscus@lemm.ee
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          4•2 years ago

          proctologists call it an anus

      • @accidental@lemmy.sdf.org
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        6•2 years ago

        https://youtu.be/GFokXnCCMf8?si=rk5Wo8VP9XesI48-

        I really admire the arc of character growth

        • @PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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          4•2 years ago

          Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

          https://piped.video/GFokXnCCMf8?si=rk5Wo8VP9XesI48-

          Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

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        • Chaotic Entropy
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          2•2 years ago

          The costume design was a highlight.

  • @someguy7734206@sh.itjust.works
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    49•2 years ago

    Also, kissing while having anal sex is sucking your own dick through a straw.

    • darcy
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      10•2 years ago

      oh my

      • @Comment105@lemm.ee
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        22•2 years ago

        That’s cool, but the best trick is kissing during vaginal sex and blowing down her throat to get a nice warm breeze across your balls.

        • @MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca
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          14•2 years ago

          I think I’ve had enough internet for today.

          Thanks for that.

  • @folkrav@lemmy.world
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    35•2 years ago

    This is indeed a thought

    • @mild_deviation@programming.dev
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      12•2 years ago

      That one might have in the shower

      • @folkrav@lemmy.world
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        4•2 years ago

        One might indeed

        I may not, but seems like OP did

        Which I’m not sure should worry me or not

  • @sfcl33t@lemmy.world
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    31•2 years ago

    Jesus fucking Christ

    • @eee@lemm.ee
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      2•2 years ago

      You can’t fuck yourself

      • @Okokimup@lemmy.world
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        Then why do people keep telling me to?

        • @THE_MORTAL@lemmy.today
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          They are testing your will .

  • @Touching_Grass@lemmy.world
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    27•2 years ago

    Saw this question on reddit that I thought was a joke but has haunted me ever since.

    Are we donuts?

    • @agent_flounder@lemmy.one
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      From an evolutionary standpoint, yeah, we’re donuts or tubes. It was either that or cups. Those creatures, like sea anemones eat and expel, erm, waste out of the same hole.

      An example of a fellow tube is a sea cucumber

    • @MinusPi@yiffit.net
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      11•2 years ago

      Topologically, a human has 7 holes.

      • silly goose meekah
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        1•2 years ago

        Depends on the size of the hole you define. I love vsauce but I personally think he chose a hole size too small

      • @Touching_Grass@lemmy.world
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        1•2 years ago

        Yea but … Hmmmm.

        …

        …

        …

        Indeed

    • @pilotman@lemmy.nz
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      1•2 years ago

      Reminds me of this video

      https://youtu.be/egEraZP9yXQ?si=-G5kZnH7QmZVzgH9

      • @PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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        2•2 years ago

        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        https://piped.video/egEraZP9yXQ?si=-G5kZnH7QmZVzgH9

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

  • 1draw4u
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    20•2 years ago

    Thanks, I hate it

  • @Rolando@lemmy.world
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    19•2 years ago

    Topologists say the darnest things.

  • alphacyberranger
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    17•2 years ago

    With enough yoga and practice if you kiss your own ass, you’ll rupture space time continuum and create a point of singularity.

    • kamenLady.
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      4•2 years ago

      You’ll know how the sun feels, when it shines out your ass.

  • @pwalshj@lemmy.world
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    17•2 years ago

    That’s why I cut out the middle-man and kiss that asshole.

    • @cooopsspace@infosec.pub
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      2•2 years ago

      Potato-potato

  • @DLSchichtl@lemmy.world
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    removed by mod

    • @cRazi_man@lemm.ee
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      16•2 years ago

      Ass to ass

      ))<>((

      • vvvvan
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        1•2 years ago

        For more information, see: Me and You and Everyone We Know (2005). Miranda July is weird truly special.

      • @DLSchichtl@lemmy.world
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        removed by mod

        • @PoastRotato@lemmy.world
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          8•2 years ago

          The image won’t load for me but given the context I think I’m okay with that

          • @Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            2•2 years ago

            Clip from the end of Requiem for a Dream

    • Rikudou_SageOP
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      3•2 years ago

      As God intended, indeed.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    12•2 years ago

    How many men connecting their penises into their butts would it take to form a complete circle?

    • @Rineloi@lemmy.world
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      15•2 years ago

      According to this , I would say it’s about nine.

      • @PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world
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        Ah, yes the good ol’ days. Just people living in the moment. Not a cellphone in sight.

      • LoudWaterHombre
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        5•2 years ago

        There are 10 people in the picture

        • @Rineloi@lemmy.world
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          7•2 years ago

          Yeah but there is always one guy that is slacking in group projects

          • LoudWaterHombre
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            1•2 years ago

            Touché

        • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆
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          2•2 years ago

          but only 2.5 socks

      • 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙
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        4•2 years ago

        #squadgoals

      • @Comment105@lemm.ee
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        Anyone ever done that on video in modern times?

        • Nfamwap
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          Asking for a friend?

          • @Comment105@lemm.ee
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            No, I want to see it.

    • DreamButt
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      At least two

      • @cooopsspace@infosec.pub
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        1•2 years ago

        Username checks out

  • @1984@lemmy.today
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    10•2 years ago

    I want to subscribe to your newsletter.

  • @Donkter@lemmy.world
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    10•2 years ago

    Flip one of those bad boys around and baby, you’ve got a centipede going!

  • @dangblingus@lemmy.world
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    My organs have valves on them, so this doesn’t apply to me.

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