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@frippa@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

Yes, I program in HTML

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Yes, I program in HTML

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@frippa@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • Square Singer
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    76•2 years ago

    I recently had to work with XSLT (may it’s inventor burn in hell for their crimes).

    That’s pretty much programming in XML. It’s probably the worst possible thing.

    • Leeennaaaaa
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      31•2 years ago

      XSLT is fine

      If you have a program generate it

      • Square Singer
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        Sadly, it was done manually. I had to migrate it to this brand new bleeding edge technology, Apache Velocity. That’s not great either, but it’s much less terrible than XSLT.

        For that task I had to learn two templating languages at the same time to port it from one to the other. Wasn’t an easy task.

      • @aksdb@feddit.de
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        2•2 years ago

        Pff. I know someone who generated programs using XSLT.

    • GigglyBobble
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      9•2 years ago

      Can’t even imagine. I’ve got fed up by the short time I had to configure Maven in plain xml…

      • shastaxc
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        2•2 years ago

        Is there another way?

        • Square Singer
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          1•2 years ago

          Yes, there is: https://github.com/takari/polyglot-maven

          I am just not sure if that’s much better. Maven is just a huge pain in the rear.

    • @Hazzia@discuss.tchncs.de
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      • Square Singer
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        I totally know that feeling :)

        Well, in the 90s, XML was the future. Luckily, not a lot of this future remains.

        Just imagine what HTML would be like if JSON had been available back then.

  • Björn Tantau
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    64•2 years ago

    This is not HTML. It isn’t even XML. It’s not as bad as designers putting “code” into ads, but it’s close.

    Also, ever heard of XSLT?

    • Leeennaaaaa
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      26•2 years ago

      I mean it’s valid XML

      It’s just not useful

      • Björn Tantau
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        36•2 years ago

        It isn’t valid XML. No root node.

        • Leeennaaaaa
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          23•2 years ago

          We may just not see it but fair point

          • Trailblazing Braille Taser
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            16•2 years ago

            The editor would need to start counting lines at zero.

          • Björn Tantau
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            14•2 years ago

            The line numbers show us that we’re seeing the whole file.

            • Leeennaaaaa
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              8•2 years ago

              Oh ur right

              Ew I didn’t notice

              That’s awful

            • @Joe_0237@lemmy.ml
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              1•2 years ago

              They only (probably) show us that we are seeing the begining of the file. Also relative line numbing is a thing in vim for example.

        • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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          1•2 years ago

          Could it be an xml entity (or whatever it’s called) that you reference from another xml file? Do those require root nodes?

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    • @themusicman@lemmy.world
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    • ram
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  • @dan@upvote.au
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    24•2 years ago

    This reminds me of Apple plist files, which appear to have been invented by someone that doesn’t know how XML works.

    • @Diplomjodler@feddit.de
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      9•2 years ago

      Which is true for the majority of all XML files I’ve ever come across in the wild.

      • @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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        I think XML only makes sense if your data is heavily tree-like

        • @misterzero@lemmy.world
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          In that case, why not use JSON?

          • @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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            JSON spreads out tree nodes vertically (with all the attributes), whereas in XML it’s usually one node per line, ie. more compact I suppose. This is just my very niche opinion though

          • @Joe_0237@lemmy.ml
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            1•2 years ago

            because you have a thing against solutions that are both beter and easier

    • @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      8•2 years ago

      What even are those?

  • @walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz
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    17•2 years ago

    You should check out this new project, supposed to be twice as fast as HTML. It’s called XHTML.

    • @LinuxSBC@lemm.ee
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      I thought that was the HTML used by Twitter.

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  • mathemachristian[he]
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    13•2 years ago

    I will never understand how XML came into being when lisp already existed.

    • @alokir@lemmy.world
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      26•2 years ago

      I don’t either)))))))))

      • @xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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        (reminds (it (of (story me))))

      • @Hupf@feddit.de
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        10•2 years ago

        https://xkcd.com/297/

      • @Pipoca@lemmy.world
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        1•2 years ago

        Would you really rather see <\Foo> than )?

        There’s a reason why most popular languages use } rather than end if or fi. The added verbosity doesn’t actually help people read your code more than e.g. indentation or editors with paren matching or rainbow parens.

  • Macumba Macaca
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    12•2 years ago

    Which of these wonderful languages is this? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category%3AXML-based_programming_languages

  • Loudambiance
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    10•2 years ago

    Is it just me, or does the append statement not indicate where you are appending the “number” element to?

  • @simonced@lemmy.one
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    9•2 years ago

    Meanwhile in APL, you just 20 50 60 90, 10

  • @DylanJava@sh.itjust.works
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    5•2 years ago

    Who ever designed this deserves to be killed.

  • @Joe_0237@lemmy.ml
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    3•2 years ago

    someone should make lisp but with html syntax

  • @InFerNo@lemmy.ml
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    3•2 years ago

    What color theme is that?

    • SokathHisEyesOpen
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      2•2 years ago

      Looks like Vampire.

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