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@CelloMike@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 3 months ago

Satire is dead 👌

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Satire is dead 👌

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@CelloMike@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 3 months ago
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  • doug
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    108•3 months ago

  • @geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml
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    • @Emerald@lemmy.world
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      14•3 months ago

      This is what the editor should have sent in the signal chat after the ordeal.

  • @nectar45@lemmy.zip
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    49•3 months ago

    He really knows how to open a girls heart

  • @Lucky_777@lemmy.world
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    34•3 months ago

    In normal times, Pete would have resigned for a mistake like this. Today? MAGA cracks a beer for him.

  • Cyborganism
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    22•3 months ago

    I wonder what messaging service they used.

    • Bunnylux
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      46•3 months ago

      It was signal

      • @white_nrdy@programming.dev
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        60•3 months ago

        Just wanna be clear that this didn’t happen because of some technical flaw/vulnerability in Signal. This was completely Human Error

        • kreekybonez
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          9•3 months ago

          Signal also features auto-delete for messages. They chose not to communicate through secure channels, and are actively trying to keep their shit out of the permanent record. These fucks are actively evading paper trails and transcripts because they know full-well how indefensible their crimes are.

      • @Habahnow@sh.itjust.works
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        Would this be good publicity or bad publicity for signal?

        “Even government officials think we’re secure!”

        Or

        “Idiots actually think signal is secure for classified information”

        • @ChumbleyBumbley@lemm.ee
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          34•3 months ago

          Signal is very secure, but your encryption doesn’t matter when you add unknown people to your encrypted chats.

          It’s like buying the most secure, unpickable door lock and giving the key with the address on it to a complete stranger

          • @Siegfried@lemmy.world
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            I would have expected the USA to have their own private network for this shit… such a meh nation nowadays

            • @JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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              Security and messaging is tricky to get right. Government uses a lot of COTS stuff because it’s easier to have someone to sue when shit goes south.

              That’s not to say that everything involved here isn’t a flagrant violation of every protocol and procedure involved in protecting classified information. It is.

            • @Habahnow@sh.itjust.works
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              1•3 months ago

              They do have ways of talking of classified information. Coincidentally, it is more tedious than using Signal and you are forced to keep records of those conversations, things that these people didn’t want.

        • @white_nrdy@programming.dev
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          I think it’s gonna end up being bad. Mainly because most people are gonna hear on Fox News that this was due to some flaw in Signal, and just take that at face value. A lot of people are not gonna even read an article about why or what even happened.

      • @Habahnow@sh.itjust.works
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        deleted by creator

        • @JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world
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          4•3 months ago

          Just a heads-up that this double posted

          • @Habahnow@sh.itjust.works
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            5•3 months ago

            Thanks I deleted it. Not certain how that happened.

            • @JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world
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              4•3 months ago

              Happens to me sometimes if my internet hiccups, nbd

      • Cyborganism
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        3•3 months ago

        Ah ok. Thanks! :)

  • @ieatmeat@lemmy.world
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    21•3 months ago

    I’m out of the loop. What happened?

    • @NeedyPlatter@lemmy.ca
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      46•3 months ago

      USA government officials accidentally added a journalist into a private Signal group chat which they used to discuss war plans.

      • @Andr3w222@lemm.ee
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        9•3 months ago

        Also the NSA called signal a security risk just one month ago saying it could be easily hacked. this could got Service members killed.

        • @aramova@infosec.pub
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          this could got Service members killed.

          Don’t worry, only the “losers and suckers” would die.

      • @Siegfried@lemmy.world
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        “Accidentally”

        • @Initiateofthevoid@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          17•3 months ago

          Surely there is eventually a level of stupid that we can agree is just stupid? This is it right here. There’s no plan. No 4D chess. No intentional leak. It’s just a bunch of idiots breaking the law, praying to God, ending lives, and then clapping themselves on the back and sending high five emojis.

          • @Andr3w222@lemm.ee
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            4•3 months ago

            Exactly this is no conspiracy stuff. these people are just this fucking dumb to do this. unfit to be in government.

          • @Nelots@lemm.ee
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            4•3 months ago

            It’s a good thing we got rid of all those unqualified DEI hires!

            • @Andr3w222@lemm.ee
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              5•3 months ago

              Now its the Dui Hires !

    • @CelloMike@lemmy.worldOP
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      15•3 months ago

      A bunch of senior white house figures, including the defence secretary and the VP, added a journalist to a group message chat about military action in Yemen

      https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/24/journalist-trump-yemen-war-chat

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