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FenrirIII to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 2 months ago

The worst part of all this political nonsense is that porn never makes it to my homepage anymore

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The worst part of all this political nonsense is that porn never makes it to my homepage anymore

FenrirIII to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 2 months ago
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  • Rhynoplaz
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    I saw this coming a while ago and started getting myself used to jerking it to stories of Trump embarrassing himself.

    My junk’s been raw as hell this past week.

    • @RattlerSix@lemmy.world
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      • Da Bald Eagul
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        24•2 months ago

        R.I.P.

        • @5parky@lemmy.world
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          10•2 months ago

          Raw irritated penis

      • @PlantPowerPhysicist@discuss.tchncs.de
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        3•2 months ago

        legend

    • @A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world
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      4•2 months ago

      jokes on you, thinking trump is capable of feeling embarrassment for his actions.

      • Rhynoplaz
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        3•2 months ago

        Don’t ruin this for me. It’s all I have left!

      • @Simulation6@sopuli.xyz
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        1•2 months ago

        Just because he doesn’t realize it doesn’t mean he isn’t doing it.

  • @deegeese@sopuli.xyz
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    45•2 months ago

    lemmynsfw.com

    • @A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world
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      8•2 months ago

      i got the ick from that site a year or two ago and stopped going when the admins of the site fought WAY to hard against criticisms about allowing AI generated child porn and very energetically defending keeping it on their site.

      • @Rogue@feddit.uk
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        11•2 months ago

        What the absolute fuck. That’s insane if true.

        With the nature of federation that then must cause issues for admin of other instances who end up federating that content.

        • AwesomeLowlander
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          5•2 months ago

          Spoiler: It probably isn’t

          • @Rogue@feddit.uk
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            3•2 months ago

            I suspected that to be the case but left it somewhat open for the user to provide a source

            • @A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world
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              Believe it or not, I don’t care.

              I dont know how or why you expect me to return to a site, that I said I stopped going to for years, explicitly because of its admins (and quite a few users) very hearty defense of AI child porn, to try and search through 2 years of god only knows what horrors and potentially jailable offenses, just to find the thread to give to you.

              edit Just to be clear since tonality is absent in text. I say this neutrally, not with any shade thrown at you or anything.

  • @NOT_RICK@lemmy.world
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    29•2 months ago

    I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of gooners suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly flaccid.

  • @Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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    22•2 months ago

    I see lots of furries and anime chicks still

    • oce 🐆
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      You need to block anisocial lewd communities, a few dozens.

      • @Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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        26•2 months ago

        What if he’s not complaining?

        • @LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe
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          5•2 months ago

          Well I’m complaining about all the “moe” with children in it. This shit is absurd.

          • @Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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            7•2 months ago

            …I don’t know what you mean by “moe”, and based on context I feel ignorance may actually be bliss in this case.

            • @SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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              2•2 months ago

              “Cute” stuff. Not inherently sexual, but motives behind viewing can… Differ.

    • Midnight Wolf
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      6•2 months ago

      Hello 🐺

  • @Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works
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    14•2 months ago

    Local is my SFW lemmy. All is where the gifs swim in the porn sea.

    • @EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      16•2 months ago

      Meanwhile I mostly browse All and running into the porn is how I know I’ve scrolled too deep. Such a variety of experience this place.

      • @Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works
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        See, sometimes when I’m on all the points is buried deep. Sometimes it’s my first page and a half, and I’ve blocked some of them because they’re not my kink.

        • @P00ptart@lemmy.world
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          I’ve blocked so many anime, moe, hentai and furry pages it’s ridiculous. Beyond those, I don’t see much.

          • @EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            Yeah so far I’ve blocked a handful of furry pages and like 1 or 2 just plain old gay ones. Basically I barely want to acknowledge the existence of my own penis. So if I’m scrolling and a post suddenly jumpscares me with a face full of cock, I block.

            • @P00ptart@lemmy.world
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              Lol that’s why I have it so NSFW posts are blurred. Also cause I’m on here in public a lot.

              • @EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                2•2 months ago

                Mine is supposed to. Idk why it doesn’t sometimes. It’s only supposed to not be blurred if I’m scrolling inside an NSFW community. I’m pretty sure all the posts it’s happened with have been properly marked NSFW. But multiple times I’ve gotten jumpscared with it.

                • @P00ptart@lemmy.world
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                  What app do you use? I’ve got voyager and it’s never done that to me.

  • @randomuser38529@lemmy.world
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    14•2 months ago

    pr0n? on lemmy? that’s disgusting. where?

    • @RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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      It’s in…the computer…

      • @Excrubulent@slrpnk.net
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        2•1 month ago

        Cut to a different version of that scene where they just start humping the computer.

    • @ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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      There’s a whole instance…

      • @RandomVideos@programming.dev
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        There are at least 2

        • @IWantYou@lemmynsfw.com
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          Oh. What’s the other one?

      • @serenissi@lemmy.world
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        1•2 months ago

        deleted by creator

    • @IWantYou@lemmynsfw.com
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      2•1 month ago

      I know where.

  • @Brutticus@lemm.ee
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    10•2 months ago

    A lot of the porn subs on Lemmy are less trafficked. If you are belong to any of them, try sorting by “subscribed” and “hot” or “new.” Also subscribe to more of them.

  • @theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world
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    10•2 months ago

    Get nicher fetishes

    • Midnight Wolf
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      11•2 months ago

      Then you just end up with communities without new content, because nobody posts, because no interaction happens, because nobody posts…

      Why are you looking at me like that?

      • @theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world
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        1•1 month ago

        We’re decentralizing human sexuality

  • @Gingerlegs@lemmy.world
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    8•2 months ago

    You need a vpn, my friend

  • @seathru@lemmy.sdf.org
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    8•2 months ago

    https://old.lemmy.sdf.org/post/31008365

    Easy fix.

  • Flax
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    7•2 months ago

    You lot scare me, judging by these replies.

  • @LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    6•2 months ago

    Did .world ban NSFW or something?

    • @Test_Tickles@lemmy.world
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      Lemmynsfw.com got put in my blocked instances list. I thought that I must have pocket blocked it, but this thread makes me wonder…

      • @Pronell@lemmy.world
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        I blocked it because I browse all and every day dozens of communities were being created. And I don’t need porn communities here really. I just didn’t want to miss out on the non-porn NSFW content, comics like Oglaf.

        Edit: Shit I just remembered it was actually because assholes kept posting SFW pics of celebs causing their NSFW communities to show up.

  • Hello_there
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    6•2 months ago

    Here ya go: https://fedia.io/m/fuckcars@lemmy.world/t/2058213/Fuck-cars

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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    5•2 months ago

    You’re sorting wrong if you don’t see at least 1 porn post every time you refresh the page.

    • Michael
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      2•2 months ago

      What sort would you recommend?

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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        3•2 months ago

        New Comments is, IMO, the best.

  • HubertManne
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    3•2 months ago

    amen

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