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This is fucking genius.
Love it
So is that “fuck” or “marry” for this one? Unless you mean “love to death,” in which case is this a “kill” for you?
I feel I’m missing something then. Anyone care to explain? (I know about the couch thing, that its his wife in the middle, and that the pope died after he visited him).
There is a game called “fuck, marry, kill” where you’re given a list of three people and you have to choose to fuck one, marry another, and kill the third. For example: Trump, Vance, and Putin… which would you choose to fuck, marry, or kill?
That’s easy
Ah I see. Thanks.
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This joke is in the context of the game fuck marry kill (I’ve also heard it as kiss kill marry)
Basically it’s a fun social game (highly dependent on your group) of who’d you have a one stand with, who’d be your better half, and who’d you’d erase from existence
TLDR, it’s from a social game
The game, “Kiss, Marry, Kill”.
You’re my favorite writer. Happy to see you’re still alive!
I would nominate this for this year’s meme awards.
noice
If the couch was brown the answers would be way different.
He’s a homosectional
What a pretty beard in the middle!
As if you guys would have made different choices
I’d marry the Pope, because the Pope marrying a guy would have hilarious fallout, kill the couch because recliners are superior, and… ahh, damn… guess I gotta take one for the team…
I respect these choices. Peak chaos shitposting energy
the Pope marrying a guy would have hilarious fallout
just wait… he’s gonna come back any day now, as a wooman
Thank you for this!
What’s the couch story?
Just a joke because it’s fun to call him a couch fucker. He never fucked any couches as far as we know.
…as far as we know.
He hasn’t provided any evidence to the contrary, so technically he still fucks couches.
“Guilty even if proven innocent” IS standard US government policy now, after all!
Innocent until proven guilty
it’s not a crime to fuck a couch. there’s no guilt to be found.
it’s a fact.
he’s never provided evidence that he stopped fucking couches.
I’m worried I’ll get blacksited if I upvote this
i should start selling nordvpn or something i’d make so much money
What’s up with the white sofa?
He fucks a couch.
There are like so many real issues to raise outside of stupid sofa meme.
Raise real demands -
uhc - universal healthcare,
Laws Preventing capital fleeing abroad,
mandatory vacations,
Establishing us gdpr,
Banning crypto (only used for political bribes).
Building good social housing,
improving social security,
taxing corporations,
Nationalizing Ocean shores, Nationalizing oil production,
Building nuclear power plants,I don’t care about the couch
If you really didn’t care you wouldn’t be writing a book in his defense.
Whose defence? R u high?
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