- cross-posted to:
- news@lemmy.world
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- news@lemmy.world
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth recently ordered modifications to a room next to the Pentagon press briefing room to retrofit it with a makeup studio that can be used to prepare for television appearances, multiple sources told CBS News.
The price tag for the project was several thousand dollars, according to two of the sources, at a time when the administration is searching for cost-cutting measures.
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Jesus fucking christ. These are the competent geniuses that railed against wearing masks in the middle of a global pandemic. Now they’re supposedly running the defense department.
Good job republiQans, you fucking twits.
Oh, it’s Not the Onion.
How do I crosspost
Onion chose literally the most inopportune time to revive itself, their poor writers have been working constant overtime to stay ahead of reality lol. Trump already outdid his first 4 year term in only a couple of months.
They never went away. Half the shit they posted during term one, ended up coming true a few months later. Like the injecting bleach story.
God fucking damnit I really thought this was an Onion article.
Yeah. Our new reality. I hate it.
What’s the bet they would be offended by a man wearing nail polish.
So much manly warfighting.
How big is the bar
Whiskey is the key to a natural glow
A deep swig of Jackie Ds to soften those features
Well he has to pick up the slack now that Canada is not buying USA liquor.
No amount of foundation can cover up his slurred speech and stumbling gate.
Manly men dont wear makeup. That’s such weak sauce. Just sayin
made that point 1h ago in c/ncd and now stumble over this here lmaoHe can tattoo the makeup like Vance
Can’t tell if true or not…
Hopefully they will get someone who can line out old drunkys sideburns.
I’m sorry but proper makeup and grooming being a symbol of effective warfighting hasn’t been a thing since Thermopylae.
Is he going to paint himself orange to ingratiate himself with the boss? “You wouldn’t fire a fellow Oompa-Loompa!”
VANITY
Maybe DOGE can cut make up rooms?
I thought they were against gender affirming care.
