Well, based on the average marksmanship displayed by most American shooters, those cops and soldiers can probably expect to go about their business with absolute safety.

Dare I hope that with the recent failures in the FAA and the shit condition of this plane, we may have some good news in the future?

Ma’am, with the greatest and utmost possible respect, the rest of the world submits that you people already have several problems.

Targetting? Of course not!

Software and navigational error? Hell the fuck yeah!

/S

The original, 3D, trilogy, remake or Jake Gyllenhaal?

Hey now, it’s a Boeing, so there’s hope yet!

Yeah, Trump gets to eat, Putin gets his dick sucked.

Well Trump married an illegal immigrant so maybe ICE should sort that out.

I’ve used it exactly once in my career.

Had a senior officer who was trying to get involved in my departmental business about a disciplinary issue . As the next highest ranking in the space, I said “Due respect Sir, I believe the Chief and the POs have the matter in hand, however, I did wish to ask your opinion on the new training schedule?”

He can’t even run a goddamn bath.

Israel doesn’t give a single rotten gifilka fish about us.

This sounds like a wonderful recruiting opportunity for countries that needs skilled soldiers, sailors, Marines and aviators.

White House might not be for sale, but it has proven remarkably flammable at the hands of a bunch of tourists from Canada…

He’d get a kick outta their legal system…

Beg to differ, Hell has standards. They wouldn’t want the orange dumpster.

Hey man, I just sat at the table so that I could observe how they liked the specially seasoned soup course…

I maintain it would be crabs.

Well then Allah be praised!

/S

He-Man AND his homies.

You gotta be a special kind of stupid to blow a giant ass lead and then lose your own damn riding.