Do I get all three tacos or just one?
Same question, it does:change my decision, Im just curious.
I’m concerned about time. Specifically, would I have time to save all 3 tacos and ensure that the other options perish in that fire? Shouldn’t waste the golden opportunity of having 3 shitheads in a burning room by allowing any margin for survival.
Jam the taco into the lock. Y’know, just to make sure.
Take one taco, the three stooges can fight over the last two while you get out.
I had the same question but it doesn’t really matter
I’d save the plate
This is a horrible Sophie’s choice. There are three tacos how can I pick only one of them
Scarf down one, double hold the other two, leaving the other hand free to navigate out of the room.
Luckily, they’re all in a plate. Take the plate take them all. Bar the door on the way out.
Save one taco, then eat it to deal with the existential dread of leaving the other two to die with the best the Fourth Reich has to offer.
Not a fan of tacos at all, but I’ll save them for someone who is.
I’ll probably give them to an immigrant or homeless person just to make it that little sweeter.
Not a fan of tacos at all
Do you live in a place with terrible Mexican food?
I live in a place with basically NO Mexican food.
ETA: I’m pretty much not familiar with Mexican cuisine.
I live in a place with basically NO Mexican food.
If you can call that living.
The only food you really need is Indian food.
Now this I can agree with.
I think saying this in America’s west / south west is a felony.
Maybe, but if even if you only take food from north America into consideration mexican food is still second place to Cajun/creole food…
Louisiana might agree with you, but the rest of North America would probably fight you on that. Nachos are a staple of every single sporting stadium here.
Which country? You need some good Mexican food ASAP
I’m not comfortable sharing that info, but I’ve tried some Mexican food in my travels. Wasn’t bad, but I doubt it was authentic.
Sadly that seems to describe most of Europe. I would love to try some proper Mexican food. But according to people who had it they haven’t found a place here that makes good stuff.
Sounds a lot like Canada, where most people’s exposure to “Mexican food” is Taco Bell. Welcome to the club.
My distaste for Tacos comes down to the fact I don’t like crunchy foods that shatter, and especially so when they run the risk of being messy. I mean, I can handle a gooey messy burger just fine, but that’s because it doesn’t shatter when I bite into it. Tacos hit both those pain points. Give me Arroz con Pollo any day, I absolutely love it. And yes, the only place I can get this is from Rancho Chico south of the border in Washington state.
Which means it’s a no-go until America overthrows the current authoritarian ChristoFascist administration. Because they won’t allow themselves to be legitimately voted out of power. Soooo… possibly a decade or more until I can eat there again, assuming America doesn’t invade Canada in the meantime.
Kind of depends on where you are in Canada. If you’re in the middle or out east, shit is pretty bleak. Being closer to California (aka, former Mexican territory) helps a lot.
Further you get from Mexico, the harder it is to find the right ingredients and people who know what decent Mexican food tastes like.
I went to a Mexican restaurant in Terra Haute once.
They used Ragu as enchilada sauce.
This has killed my spirit a little.
Oh. Your. God.
I’m not sure if it’s just a food crime or elevated all the way to a hate crime against your tongue.
London, UK. Been to a taco place, and a Burrito place or two. Underwhelmed.
Any fellow Londoners care to recommend a decent Mexican place? There must be some here.
Wahaca?
You mean I get to watch them burn alive and eat tacos? Where’s the wrong decision?
I take one taco, and then go tell Mike Johnson that there are free tacos and where to get them.
You’d be saving so many lives in the long run, and would have a tasty snack while doing so.
I save JD (couchfucker) Vance so I can beat him to death with my bare hands.
He’s got such a punchable face. But then again, they all do.
I was gonna save JD Vance and then sell him to Peter Thiel but I like yours better.
You can’t sell things to their owner.
Damn, and here I was dreaming of more tacos and less walking nightmares.
You can always make more delicious tacos.
You can only beat a couchfucker to death with an ottoman just the one time.
I’m vegan. I pick the tacos
I am a semi functioning human with empathy, I also choose Tacos.
I’m not even hungry and I’m saving the tacos.
I don’t like getting burned, I’m gonna go get a burrito somewhere
All 4 are edible but the tacos would taste the best
That’s probably the vegan choice if you look at it big picture wise
Give it a second, the tacos will be better warmed up.
Well the tacoes are already in my hands because I was the one stating the fire when I saw who was in the room and I wanted some snacks while watching it burn down.
Do I have to act immediately? Pausing for a bit would put some nice color on those tacos.
Just admit it, you want to watch all 4 get a slight char don’t you?
Only one would be improved by merely a slight char.
I hate cilantro…
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I pick the tacos
I’d take the taco, and I wouldn’t even say thank you.
I would grab and shake JD violently to get his attention, then ask him to listen very carefully is there any tzatziki sauce ?
Can’t take the risk. Better bar the door before the flames spread. It’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
The tacos were covered in cilantro anyways…
Things white people use to call other white people white and somehow feel good or something
I mean… It’s literally genetic. The aldehydes in cilantro usually aren’t strong enough for people to taste. But if you want to know what I taste when I eat cilantro, go crush a stink bug, it’s the same chemical.
Apparently I can desensitize myself to it, and I want to. Certainly would open up a lot of options in foods I’m already a fan of (if you leave out the cilantro).
I’m weird. I can fully recognize the part that taste like soap. It isn’t strong or overpowering, but I can recognize the taste. Still love cilantro for the rest of the flavors it gives. I guess kinda like how beets taste a bit like dirt to me, but I still like beets and beet juice. Or truffle oil having an “earthy” flavor to me.
I wish I could taste the other flavors. That’s actually why I was considering desensitizing myself to it. I get the dirt and earthy, but I love both of those the same. I’ve been growing my palette, but it took me nearly two decades to find hops that I could stand to start desensitizing myself to that bitter.
It’s a genetic thing, you don’t need to fuck about.
I’m a fully brown person with fully brown ancestry and cilantro tastes like soap
I’m very allergic to cilantro and I’m still taking the tacos.
I don’t like onions, but I could pick around them.
