I want this to be true so bad.
It’s not true, I have it on good authority they’re playing Biden and Kamala speeches.
OK, listening to that doddery old coot would only be slightly better than Trump.
I don’t believe for a second that it’s true, but the possibility that it is amuses me.
This is the main reason why uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we recorded those speeches
-Barack Obama
Thanks Obama
Why is this so cursed
Because he’s facing the wrong way on the couch?
Even if it’s not true, this is what I have decided to believe.
Modern discourse in a nutshell lol
Big, if true.
Big? Is this a new re-definition i need to learn?
It’s just short for “this is a big deal” grandpa
Oh. Well what do you do with all the free time you save by not spelling out the word ‘deal’ every time?
Ok. I concede. Never heard that one before.
So, as I understand it in the current culture of Social Media, the term ‘BREAKING:’ now universally means ‘here’s some shit I just pulled out of my arse.’ Does that sound correct? Everything’s always BREAKING!