It could be immediately improved with this one weird trick.

You sound like the kind of person who’s never stuck their finger up their own butt before.

So, just the right amount of safe then?

Hold that thought…

The Unbunkerator™

So, what I hear you saying, is that it can’t carry it?

Straight dudes can suck dick too. We just usually elect not to, because we’re too busy explaining things that people already know to people who don’t care.

I don’t know. I kinda liked angry T-Dawg flipping off Bill Gates. It adds some friction sometimes, but sometimes it’s nice to have a psycho on your team… Just not Stallman. He’s too much.

Maybe they mean before the stealth rebalance.

Same. I think “No Man’s Sky” syndrome turned people off, but I thought it was really innovative, and I liked the PC being broody and driven, but not dramatic.

Now start pronouncing the word “testicles” like it is an ancient Greek name with a long second e sound. You will NEVER stop.

Yes, but all that schooling helps you to be wrong fewer times consecutively than an average person would be on matters that are within the narrow confines of your field… during regular working hours.

Perhaps it’s the bigotry of my upbringing from a different time, or perhaps it’s the fact that she can’t answer a simple yes/no question in less than two paragraphs, and tells me to put glue on my pizza… Who’s to say?

Doing God’s work …

https://youtu.be/jM8XdUNhNmU I nearly piss myself every time I watch this.

I want to, but I have kids, and therefore a negative amount of free time.

Ok, so I’m going to pretend not to know what Kalkite is, so someone can get to explain it. Ready? “Hey guys. Noob here. What the heck is this Kalkite stuff anyway?”

What’s your question? Keep in mind that he can get up and walk away from the interview at any time.

That’s cool. Where’d you get the wheelchair? Got a pic?

Ya. It’s a range toy. Not all cars have to be useful on the track either.