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@TehBamski@lemmy.world
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(Finish the line) It's all fun and games, until...

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(Finish the line) It's all fun and games, until...

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  • @Arkouda@lemmy.ca
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    17•2 months ago

    …someone starts filming it. Then it’s evidence.

    • @abbadon420@lemm.ee
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      3•2 months ago

      I feel bad for kids these days.

      • Lady Butterfly
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        1•2 months ago

        Yep I’m a 90s kid. So many memories so little evidence

  • slazer2au
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    14•2 months ago

    Someone gets hurt. Then it’s hilarious.

  • @NABDad@lemmy.world
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    14•2 months ago

    …the game ends and we all head home because we have to get up early for work tomorrow.

  • @oyzmo@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    …Trump actually gets elected for a second term.

    • @throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works
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      deleted by creator

  • @Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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    12•2 months ago

    the red light comes on for the first time

    • @throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works
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      deleted by creator

  • @kescusay@lemmy.world
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    12•2 months ago

    The fire nation attacks!

  • I Cast Fist
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    9•2 months ago

    … the game crashes and corrupts your save

  • Rhynoplaz
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    9•2 months ago

    Someone loses an eye. Is how I usually say it.

  • @thenextguy@lemmy.world
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    8•2 months ago

    You fall into the Thames.

    You forget everyone’s names.

    Zombies start eating brains.

    • @Dave@lemmy.nz
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      4•2 months ago

      Do you pronounce Thames like names and brains, or names and brains like Thames?

      • @SjLucky@sh.itjust.works
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        5•2 months ago

        Funny enough I had a landlord named Thames. Called him Tim.

      • @thenextguy@lemmy.world
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        I’m from Connecticut, so yes.

        • @Dave@lemmy.nz
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          This says it’s the US pronunciation of Thames: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xKDzKYcKTO4

          Do you pronounce names and brains that way, or do you pronounce Thames differently in Connecticut than the rest of the US?

          • @thenextguy@lemmy.world
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            CT has a Thames river. I’m not sure any other states do.

  • @vvilld@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    7•2 months ago

    someone monetizes it.

  • @TehBamski@lemmy.world
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    5•2 months ago

    It’s all fun and games, until you shart your pants.

  • @Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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    5•2 months ago

    … the hot sauce gets mixed with the lube.

  • @ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world
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    4•2 months ago

    …till mom says come home for dinner and it’s liver again.

  • @son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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    2•2 months ago

    it’s not.

  • @Etterra@discuss.online
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    2•2 months ago

    …somebody gets pregnant.

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