POV: you took too many shrooms at bonnaroo
Agent Vance , we congradulate on your success o7
Space or submarine tour with top 10 richest people, as well as Netanyahu, Trump, Putin, and Modi.
Driving a convertible down Dealey Plaza in Dallas with Trump in the backseat
Shart of the Dealy
And on the flip side, a Cardinal who specifically called him out in the past becomes Pope.
If Vance’s faith were honest—which I doubt—he should be having a crisis of conscience right now.
Fucker should be repenting, but MAGA deleted “Christ”, “repentance” from their bibles and pulpits
Cleveland Cliffs, the steel mill his grandfather worked for while raising him, has also shuttered numerous facilities in PA and Ohio this week.
The exact type of industry this administration has dick wagged about having a mandate to protect just went and closed up shop.
The fun part is that even if you protect the factories, they’re moving more and more into automation. So the jobs will still be lost.
Oh so Trump is 2 for 2 already on using tariffs to kill Ohio and Pennsylvania steel jobs.
what a walking blight
JD follows Nurgle.
STDlon follows Tzeentch.
Megseth follows Khorne, but he’s bad at it.
Trump follows Slaanesh, along with his buddy Epstein.
Imagine having the Midas touch, but instead of gold everything turns to rot. And no need to touch, just the presence is enough to spread the effect.
The Shittas touch
in Spanish, this would be the “mierda” touch. Poetry.
more like shitass amirite
JD is the reverse of when you call over the tech savvy friend to fix an issue and it magically starts working
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Joking about deporting world cup attendees?
Pray he never visits the same place as the Greek prime Minister at the same time. I dare not type his name in fear the server will spontaneously combust.
Can they do a joint tour of the Kremlin, pretty please?
Can we get him to wish the old orange fuckrag a happy birthday? That might be just enough of a nudge.
Seriously, imagine being a Catholic like Vance and one Pope didn’t want to meet you but instead sent his dudes to lecture you, then when you do meet him he dies immediately afterward and then the Cardinals elect a guy who is from your country who can’t stand you.
After all that adventure, he’s gotta be tired. I’d say the next move should be heading back to the White House. :)
“And I saw, and behold, a pale horse: and he that sat upon him, his name was Death; and Hades followed with him. And there was given unto them authority over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with famine, and with death, and by the wild beasts of the earth.”
Shame he saved revealing this ability until after the election.
