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@Deceptichum@quokk.au to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 15 days ago

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@Deceptichum@quokk.au to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 15 days ago
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  • @kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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    Hey OP, did you know that the voice of Ducky was a little girl named Judith Barsi? Did you know that Judith also voiced the little girl character, Anne-Marie, in All Dog Go To Heaven? And did you know that Judith Barsi was brutally murdered along with her mother by her father who then killed himself? And did you know that this murder happened between her lines being recorded and the release of either of these films? So when you fell in love with a little duck billed dinosaur saying “Yepyepyep” and a little orphan girl who talks to animals, you were listening to the echos of a voice of a murdered 10 year old girl.

    Why did I bring this up, OP? Because you made me sad, so I’mma make you sad too.

    RIP Judith

    • @ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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      82•15 days ago

      Damn the post calls people old and they need to see a doctor for butt stuff. And this response is to horrify and amaze.

      • @errer@lemmy.world
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        39•15 days ago

        “How dare this stranger bring up my slightly advanced age! Here’s a child that was brutally murdered. Now we’re even!”

    • @noseatbelt@lemmy.ca
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      49•15 days ago

      Wtf dude, I could have gone my whole life not knowing this. I hope your socks get wet.

      • @Madison420@lemmy.world
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        17•15 days ago

        Oh for fucks sake just kill them, no need to be unduly mean about it and pull unforgivable acts of torture.

    • @Zozano@aussie.zone
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      29•15 days ago

      Goddamn.

      I respect the brutality, if nothing else

    • @ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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      Even more fun, she was sexually assaulted by her father multiple times. Police were involved because of the constant abuse. It fucked with her psychologically, and her mother kept hesitating to take action

      • @Blackmist@feddit.uk
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        9•14 days ago

        We go on and on about stranger danger, but family is where the danger is at 99% of the time and kids aren’t taught about this nearly enough.

    • @starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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      8•15 days ago

      OP didn’t mean to make us sad :(

    • @knitwitt@lemmy.world
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      7•15 days ago

      What a tasteless comment.

      • @kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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        5•15 days ago

        🫡

  • @MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca
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    71•15 days ago

    What did I do to you to deserve this aggression on such a nice morning?

    • @Dagnet@lemmy.world
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      13•15 days ago

      OP is just looking after your health is all

  • @alekwithak@lemmy.world
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    63•15 days ago

  • @LandedGentry@lemmy.zip
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    deleted by creator

    • @MBM@lemmings.world
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      1•14 days ago

      (released 1988)

      TIL kid me was enjoying ancient movies

  • @metaldwarf@lemmy.world
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    22•15 days ago

    Jokes on you, I’m 40 and I’ve had 5 of them already.

    • @Toribor@corndog.social
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      23•15 days ago

      High risk or just like the experience?

      • @metaldwarf@lemmy.world
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        3•14 days ago

        Colon Cancer runs in my family. I also have digestive illnesses that predispose me to colon cancer. So every 5 years since age 20.

        • @Toribor@corndog.social
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          Yeah I should have expected a serious answer but I couldn’t resist. Glad you’re taking care of yourself though. Cancer is awful.

      • @null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        2•14 days ago

        I’m 43 and I’ve had one.

        Bloody stool so got checked out. Was nothing.

  • @RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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    Just FYI for anyone that is wondering about colonoscopies:

    The American Cancer Society recommends that people at average risk* of colorectal cancer start regular screening at age 45.

    …the disease is rising sharply in people under age 50, most of whom are years away from getting their first screening

    So get a colonoscopy. Got mine at 45, it was absolutely NBD. They give good knockout drugs if you like, you have a nice nap and that’s it. Even the laxative is a non-event (I got a doc that prescribed miralax and sports drink combo, some of the prescribed liquids are gross) and was super easy. The worst thing about it was being hungry and wanting a cup of coffee because you can’t eat before the procedure.

    • @randon31415@lemmy.world
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      19•15 days ago

      Tried to get one at 42 - they required a cola-guard screening first. Requested a cola-guard screening and insurance didn’t cover it until 45. Tried to manually buy one - couple thousand dollars. So basically you can’t start getting screened until 45.

      • @RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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        7•15 days ago

        #insurancewin

        That sucks. If you have any family history of polyps or colon cancer it might be worth trying again specifically mentioning those things if you have that option.

  • @pjwestin@lemmy.world
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    20•15 days ago

    Fuck you, I’ve still got 7 or 8 years left.

  • @Pacattack57@lemmy.world
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    I’m only 32. Is it really that early?

    • Zloubida
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      Oh I had my first one earlier than that!

      (Don’t do PhDs, people)

      • @m4xie@lemmy.ca
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        Was your PhD in Proctology and you were on the other end?

        • Zloubida
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          It felt like that.😅

          But the truth is that the stress wounded my intestines.

      • @double_quack@lemm.ee
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        1•14 days ago

        seated 18hrs a day?

  • ComradeSharkfucker
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    No tf it is not lol, I’m still in college

    • @Sonicdemon86@lemmy.world
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      17•15 days ago

      You can be in college and still be over 40.

      • @philophilsaurus@sh.itjust.works
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        5•14 days ago

        Doctors HATE this one SIMPLE TRICK!

  • @Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    19•15 days ago

    Until now, it has been before time.

  • @ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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    17•15 days ago

    If she doesn’t fuck with little foot then she’s too young for you

  • @0x01@lemmy.ml
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    15•15 days ago

    The 90s was really out here making us hungry for dang leaf. I’m not too proud to say I tried it, it was gross.

  • clif
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    12•15 days ago

    I literally confirmed a colonoscopy appointment 30 min ago and then see this on Lemmy.

    What the hell?

  • @0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    11•15 days ago

    I’m 18 :( I dont want a colonoscopy

    • @expatriado@lemmy.world
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      it’s fine, just don’t grow older

      • @NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world
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        8•15 days ago

        This is the way

    • @Beldarofremulak@discuss.online
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      5•15 days ago

      You might want to double check your age then. You might be old and just not know it. You can probably buy kids beer now if you wanted to.

      • @0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I’ve been able to buy beer for 2 years 💪😎

        • @Beldarofremulak@discuss.online
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          ::snaps glove::

          Then I guess it’s time

          • @0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            2•14 days ago

            😭 lmao

  • @eaterofclowns@lemmy.world
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    10•15 days ago

    Damn they made that leaf look so tasty.

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