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Track_Shovel to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 8 days ago

Optometry

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Optometry

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  • @badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world
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    63•8 days ago

  • @driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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    60•8 days ago

    Tbh, the first time I read this meme I understand boiling and was like wtf, that’s crazy, until I read the next part.

  • noodle (he/him)
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    the fact that not one, but two people ITT claimed that maybe the optometrist shouldn’t have said “boiling” in the first place really drives the point home

    • @betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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      13•8 days ago

      They need to go to the optometrist.

  • @bluegreenwookie@bookwormstory.social
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    28•7 days ago

    To be clear reading this my first thought was “that sounds like a bad idea” until he explained to he intended for him to wait.

    Which makes sense, and while i am smart enough not to shove my face in boiling water i am not smart enough to realize immediately what he meant.

    • @mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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      2•7 days ago

      deleted by creator

  • @Rusty@lemmy.ca
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    22•8 days ago

    Doctors see hundreds of patients and if one of them would do something horrifically wrong and stupid, they would be the one doctor would remember and try to caution everyone else about it.

    I has a similar experience with my dentist. She was asking me how I floss and told me that I should gently remove the floss from my teeth and not just yank it with the full force so to not damage the enamel. I was horrified and asked her if one of her patients done that and she responded with yes.

  • WalrusDragonOnABike [they/them]
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    18•8 days ago

    Can super glue be used as an alternative to eye drops tho?

    • @AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works
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      Why yes! Of course it can! But only once.

      • @kameecoding@lemmy.world
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        8•8 days ago

        I count twice, but maybe you already lost an eye

    • kubica
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      11•8 days ago

      Only if you let it cool down first? I don’t know.

      • the_weez
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        5•8 days ago

        Don’t be ridiculous, clearly it says you have to boil it first.

  • @Hupf@feddit.org
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    6•8 days ago

    Instructions unclear, now I’ve wet my pants

  • @meyotch@slrpnk.net
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    4•8 days ago

    Never put salt in your eyes!

    Look at me, look at me

  • @caboose2006@lemm.ee
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    4•8 days ago

    Why not just say distilled water? Or the litany of eye drops out there?

    • @prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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      5•8 days ago

      Because presumably it is no extra effort to boil water at home vs sending them to buy something?

      • @caboose2006@lemm.ee
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        1•8 days ago

        There’s just far less chance of a misunderstanding with something that comes room temperature.

        • @ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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          7•8 days ago

          Not everybody has the means and access to a supermarket easily while sick.

    • @cynar@lemmy.world
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      5•7 days ago

      Both can get expensive, at least for some. If your needing to flush it every couple of hours then £/$5 a bottle gets expensive.

      It’s better for people to have an easy option given, than have them figure “I can get away with tap water” can make it worse.

  • ѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє
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    Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead. Here is a description of the content: Look at me, Hector.

  • @grue@lemmy.world
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    • olorin99
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      They don’t use the wrong word though. They say to use “boiled water”.

  • @jonathan@lemmy.zip
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    • @AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works
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      12•8 days ago

      You probably need to re-read the text…

    • Sixty
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      3•8 days ago

      OP is in past tense haha.

      • @tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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        4•8 days ago

        It’s a past participle, which is the same as the past perfect form of a verb. For example it would be a broken tool, not a broke tool.

        • Sixty
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          5•8 days ago

          I won’t remember that honestly, but nice to know briefly before it falls back out of my head.

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