If a person can moderate, I would call it a bad habit and not an addiction. To me, the inability to moderate is what makes it an addiction in the first place.

It’s not sarcasm, it’s just taking the actual definitions of the words all the way to their logical conclusions.

It’s very nice to find someone else who is deeply concerned about the problem of recursive homunculi.

Why is no one else talking about this? Can’t they see the danger we are all in?

The accuracy is similar to what a carny running the guess-your-weight hustle could achieve.

No because Comey is still a piece of shit. He is not suddenly a good guy because of this. Frenemy at best.

Technically true, but only just recently. The LDS church still has a stranglehold on state politics. SLC is an exception to that, but no the Mormons are still very much in charge of the state of Utah.

Not Dunkin’ apparently. He’s on the way back and looking no better. Maybe Starbies has what he needs?

I just can’t believe the contortions they go through to create this mystery that is so easy to solve. Sorry rich shitheads, you’re just gonna have to let us keep more of the wealth we build for you.

Aww, a beautiful image of her preparing for social warfare surrounded by her tribe slain by simple facts. Such a shame ;(

It sounds like 4 ten-hour days with an unpaid hour lunch. The real mental health benefit is probably the extra day off, not the actual hours worked. Plus reduced commute time is a big factor.

Whew, just a coffee mug.

Don’t think of this as weird, it’s a huge flex. May I also point out that she has people on her team? This is not a one-person hairdo.

It won’t work on all people, but it will work for the right people!

I mean, if a person has the urge to juggle in public, it means they want to be seen and maybe connect with randos over it.

That’s wholesome AF

Medical miracle AND a manmade horror beyond my comprehension.

This is just a Poetry Slam with fewer steps.

Never put salt in your eyes!

Look at me, look at me

They hate us because they anus?

Everybody Wangchuck tonight, I guess?

Those are trauma responses, not exactly the same sort of list as basic biological drives. Inter-related, certainly, but not quite the same.

I’m just proud I got through this comment without saying “ackshually”.

Fuck Target. Gone the way of K-mart by 2027, hopefully.