He negotiated with himself, and still got a bad deal.
Lol.
Give me what I want.
No.
Yes.
No.
Fine.
This concludes our one man show of Art of the Deal. Thank you for coming and remember to tip your server.
TACO: Trump Always Chickens Out
His biggest recent mistake is letting people know that he hates that. Because now I’m going to think of him as Taco Boy
Taco Boy with Magard Tears
TACO Bellend.
“HE’S A CHICKEN, I TELL YAS! A GIANT CHICKEN!”
You’re not a man, you’re a Chicken Boo!
Holy hell, where was that memory hiding out?
He wears a disguise
To look like human guys,
But he’s not a man,
He’s a Chicken Boo
Negotiation, like extra salsa for free?
Now hear me out, just a daydream but it would be hilarious if taco trucks joined his birthday parade.
Bawk bawk.
The way this question riles him up, we now all know what to do.
Follow up questions though.
Is it morally wrong for an entire nation to bait their despot into increasingly deranged ego trips?
Do you think there is any public display he could perform that would be enough to get the 25th invoked?
Is it morally wrong for an entire nation to bait their despot into increasingly deranged ego trips?
Nope.
The more deranged you can make him a appear, the more people are willing to distance themselves from him.
I feel like saying they’re just bargaining positions makes them even weaker.
All the rest of us (non us countries) have to do is keep saying no abd we will all get better “deals”.
About the first rule in negotiating is “don’t negotiate against yourself” and it was practically the first thing Trump did.
Someone negotiate a lead deal with him
Short a bunch of stocks, announce they will drop sharply, they do, reinvest the money you just made by buying those very same stocks, announce they will rise sharply, they do, sell them, rinse and repeat. If a country offers a decent trade deal in the process of course that’s a nice bonus but this system works well for him as is.
Burrito, TACO TACO, burrito, TACO TACO TACO
Don’t think just because I got a lot of money
I’ll give you TACO-flavored kisses honey
Fulfill all your wishes With my TACO-flavored kisses
TACO TACO, burrito burrito, TACO TACO
Fulfill all your wishes With my TACO-flavored kisses
TACO TACO
Right… I guess I just “negotiated” with that high dive when I was a little kid as I climbed back down crying like a little baby.
Bawk bawk.
