A two person seat on a train. Altho with a little shifting, ok now just my backpack. Been wanting to replace my daily anyway, make this one the dirty work pack.
My husband? Normal day.
My wife is on my left, it’s going to be interesting
Well looks like u got the best option
I only have a table to my left… Well this is gonna hurt.
My couch is the only object on my left
It’s great seeing you are using Lemmy, Mr Vance.
Put The Cat down shane dawson
I’m assuming that that’s the “before” photo
The “after” would be the same, but with matted fur
I’m not putting my cat up my butt, you fucking weirdo.
You don’t do everything a picture on the internet tells you to?
I just walked past a parked car as I read that—it’s been nice knowing you all
Fleshy car wrap :D
We had cat in the hat
Now we have car in the ass
Humans fucking cars
A couch. Is this like one of JD Vance’s fantasies? To be fucked by a couch?
No you’ve got it mixed up, he’s a-pitchin’.
Same. Even with a LOT of lube I think this is going to sting
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Oh no.
Is that south park episode again, now i need to rewatch it tonight
This is my chinchilla. Her name is Muffin and she wants to rip the baseboards out from the wall so she can eat them
When i thought she couldn’t get more cute you tell me her name is Muffin, now i wanna to carry her
🎶 Lemmiwinks 🎶
It’s my wife so I guess it depends on how much of her
Hurry onward Lindsay Lohan, or you will soon be dead.
A entire bedroom wall
Well, my terrier is going up my ass, apparently. Sorry, boy.
Toilet paper? All according to plan
Same but would be maybe better to not have it go all the way up
I guess he’s trying to deep clean the pipes
a wall
What a horrible day to be working around mig welding machines.
Aw man, indeed!
I’m in the bathroom on the 8th floor of a hospital building, so I figure it’s at least some of the wall? Hourly not the whole building though
Refrigerator. Oofta
Lol u from upper midwest?
You betchya
A jar. We all know how that ends.
