Clairvoyance runs in my family. Most specifically, my sister has predicted several deaths.

Try riding a bus. Even worse. Absolute chaos.

I can tell from some of the pixels…

What if I’ve watched Rambo? Does that work?

I’m not putting my cat up my butt, you fucking weirdo.

Respect pornstars.

Been diagnosed with ADHD, but I just know I’m lazy. You do too.

You is a dumb

Nope. Cloud to Butt still works for me.

Hey bro sorry, I need to pay my rent a week late.

Aw, someone jelly.

Literally, only .1% of the population will participate.

Ignorance is bliss.

Don’t panic, I got you. I have a 10TB drive bursting at the seams ready for deployment. I’m not a fan of butt stuff, tho, so you gotta get that somewhere else.

Hey everyone, this guy thinks the movie is about him.

Oh man, if you like that, you’ll really love fried chicken.

You can’t tell by just looking at words.

A lot of Americans live on social websites like some other people.

10 years an electrician. I have never seen OSHA. The only time I’ve heard of OSHA showing up anywhere, the person that called got in trouble.

I beat DuckTales without getting hit.