Because that would be too corny
A maizing mazing question.
As someone who lives solidly in corn maze country, this is a well used joke whenever the topic of corn mazes comes up. Which means I hear it about twice a week throughout the fall.
Rookie numbers.
One of the biggest, most famous corn maze attractions is called The Amazing Maize Maze
Been around since before SSL
They should just call it a maize.
Because they were made from sheafs of wheat in the past.
“Corn” was the name for any grain in Britain.
Because maize maze sounds like the start of a tongue-twister and Americans are lazy with talking.
"is it just a maize maze? or, is it, like, a real maize maze maze?
What an amaizing shower thought
Actually I went to one yearly in my childhood called the Maize Maze. Not in the US though.
Because it’s called corn in America.
You should ask the natives of the continent about that
They are just earlier migrants :p
That means they had dibs.
They were just sitting in the produce section though.
Edit: Not too many Bojack fans around here I guess.
What if they’re incontinent?
The ways of this amazing maize maze will make you praise for days til you’re in a glaze haze
Says you.
I says
A maize labyrinth would be better
I think you mean a maize labyrinth
Because finding your way out is a real cornundrum
Because that would be confusing