If he puts it in a certain spot in a certain room, it tells him where the ark of the covenant is.

That old timey optics bench gear is HUGE. Imagine the table this goes with

That’s a bigass cracker if it’s a eucharist

Yeah I’ve used that one, the ash of war on it is great

That’s what he uses when he wants to move a child raping priest to another location, so they can rape more unsuspecting children.

He’s got another gold staff for when he’s feeling the LGBT hate that he spews.

Fuck the pope, and fuck people that keep posting crap about this piece of shit scumbag.