No, because all this shit can be traced back directly to Regan, and probably Nixon. Nixon cut the break line and Regan shoved it off the cliff.
Americans really do think they are the center of the universe
Yeah, man…it’s not like the largest global superpower of the last century has an effect on the rest of the world economically or anything. Must just be burger-brain.
The murder of Lincoln and not fixing the country after the civil war is probably the root especially for the southern strategy that Nixon would go on to use.
The murder of both Kennedy brothers is the next point, because it opened the door for Nixon who got the economy ready to inflate and fuck over Carter, which got us Reagan and the rest of the “conservatives “ who are actually fascist racists greedy asswipes.
Thomas Paine was right. It goes back to the founding of the country (at least) and the refusal to form a truly egalitarian society, embracing human slavery instead. This made the US Civil War inevitable.
Well I guess absorbing enormous amounts of Nazi scientists, agents and soldiers into it’s service did not help much either.
Weirdly enough that was largely the most negligible effect, most of the ones that were absorbed were revanchists not ideological Nazis. While we can debate the morals of dead men they weren’t the worst of the worst, those were left in Germany or fled to South America and Apartheid Africa. Most of the ones absorbed just really wanted to fuck over the Soviets, which at the time was also the goal of NATO and Yugoslavia.
The ability of Nazis to cosplay as “normal” conservatives never ceases to amaze me. The utter lack of empathy. The pure joy in making “the others” suffer. Nothing seems to alert conservatives. Even when they position themselves as “just revanchists” they are believed. Breathtaking.
Why would Yugoslavia actively want to duck over the soviets
i’m more or less aware, but as far as i knew their whole thing was noninterference in other countries’ affairs.
Stalin kept trying to kill Tito, also a bunch of boring economic shit.
McCarthy really fucked it all up for us in 1954 with the lavender and red scares. That helped set the stage for those later cunts.
I think we made a big mistake coming down from the trees in the first place.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Even the trees had been a bad move, no-one should ever have left the oceans.
enveloping our genetic material within lipid bilayer membranes was where it all went wrong imo
Should never have developed genetic material in the first place…
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And then Trump stomped on the remains and took a shit on them.
Some say that to this day the weasel is still there being accelerated ever closer to the speed of light.
that lucky bastard.
Shine on, you crazy diamond!
Valve intro sting
I’m not sure why I felt the urge to make this after seeing the guy on the right’s hard hat… Yet here we are:
I think he’s an alien tbh
Every construction worker is an alien when you don’t know how hard hats work.
Cleary he is a direct descendant of the extraterrestrial ruling class of human-alien hybrids that ruled over ancient Egypt, rofl.
/s of course
Hidden in plane site smh my head
I can guarantee that the front of the netting isn’t in its slots, and is pushed up above his forehead, essentially nullifying 95% of the effectiveness.
Yeah I know, I just thought it was funny
Portal 3 plot leaked.
Weasel is a typo. It’s suppose to be Wheatley.
Wheatley was accidentally accelerated past the speed of light and now exists outside of time in a godlike state.
Still can’t make decent puzzle rooms for shit.
except in the other timeline, the hadron collider opened a black hole and swallowed the earth whole.
they got the better outcome regardless
How do I transfer over to that one. Is there a form to fill out or a portal or something
Sounds lovely
Correct, but they got sucked into an alternative reality and plan full assault on Judgement Day
Well they should bloody well hurry up then.
You can’t rush the battle of Armageddon. Be patient.
It was a Field Marten, not a weasel. The Pompiers still share around the image of its incredibly crispy corpse that was retrieved from the service tunnels at CMS Point 5.
Timeline thing is whatever, the collisions happening in LHC are less energetic than sunlight on a sq cm of grass, they’re just much better controlled and measured.
I guess the NPR article screenshot comes from the other timeline where it was a weasel then.
It’s part of the weasel family.
Technically no, both Weasles and Martens are part of the Mustelidae family, but they’re different. I remember one of the shifters being super indignant about it lol.
I am with you on your distinction, but if you were to choose a mascot for the Mustelids (something notable to represent the whole family) I’m guessing a weasel would be the candidate.
Free shrugs lol.
and just how many times has this …weasel thing happened?
let me guess. it’s impossible to know.
It could have already happened hundreds of times and we would never know it.
omg Sadam’s aware of the loop. he’s laying that way in protest of reality!
mindblown.exE
The TenForward memes have escaped containment again.
I’ve seen like 4 iterations of this meme so far and I get excited every time I see a new one, like encountering a new Pokémon
If you look close enough, all the memes are just different forms of Rotom.
To quote Douglas Adams about a similar concept in Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy:
"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened"
I’m aware of the theory that a stupid cop shooting a gorilla put us in this fucked up timeline.
Dicks out everyone, you know the drill…
People suddenly pretending to care for animals is funny as hell
They’re waiting for you, Gordon. In the test chamberrrr.
This timeline is great. I’m going to go ahead and continue living my life and enjoying the timeline I’m in. Not finding ways to constantly make myself depressed by finding and pointing out every negative aspect I dislike. I try to focus on all of the positives instead.
Are you advocating blissful ignorance as a like. Lifestyle? I’m glad that you have enough money and stability to do that lol if you’re poor or marginalized blissful ignorance is not an option if you intend to survive.
No. I’m just advocating for focusing on the positives in life. I enjoy technology and engineering. Just got a 3D printer and am absolutely loving learning about it and improving my abilities in CAD. Also love going out hiking and spending time outdoors, my state has really being making a lot of improvements in that area.
I mean, good for you, it’s good to have hobbies. But do you have no empathy for your fellow humans? I’m guessing your skin isn’t a shade that might get you sent to CECOT… yet. If you ignore what’s happening they may eventually come for you too.
Honestly, same. It’s just harder to make jokes about life being amazing.
I heard it was a stoat.
Was it a lab leak, or live market?
The weasel just wanted to go to a timeline where his family is alive.
It didn’t know it would create the Weaselpoint paradox.
Wasn’t it when a bird dropped a baguette on it?
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2009/nov/06/cern-big-bang-goes-phut
https://time.com/archive/6933968/did-a-time-traveling-bird-sabotage-the-collider/
Where’s Gordy when you need him?
