(I’m a hydrohomie)

  • @SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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    131 minutes ago

    So addicted that it is constantly flowing in their system. They’re 60% water. They can’t quit at this point, it will shock their body. They are so used to it they don’t even show the symptoms of water addiction anymore. Should blame their parents though, it’s usually the parents who introduce the water and get their kids hooked.

  • @0ops@lemm.ee
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    74 hours ago

    3 days sober! I’m super water-hungover though, I’ve got a huge headache and my vision is getting worse, and tbh my memory and cognition has really taken a hit. And my piss is honey-like and low-volume. But I’m still determined to break water’s hold on me! Wish me luck

  • Annoyed_🦀
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    87 hours ago

    And drinking too much will kill you. Isn’t that same as OD on drug? Huh? Checkmate.

    • OBJECTION!
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      47 hours ago

      I heard that some people drink so much of that crap that literally more than 50% of their body is made up of water. I don’t even know how it’s possible to still be alive at that point, I mean, JFC it’s like you’re not even a solid at that point, you’re just gonna dissolve into a puddle. Like, get help.

      • @kautau@lemmy.world
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        47 hours ago

        Yeah it’s really sad. And when they overdose it’s very traumatic for those around them because of what happens

        WARNING: GRAPHIC

        Tap for spoiler

  • @snailboy@lemm.ee
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    2510 hours ago

    DO NOT, MY FRIENDS, BECOME ADDICTED TO WATER. IT WILL TAKE HOLD OF YOU, AND YOU WILL RESENT ITS ABSENCE.

  • Lemminary
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    7 hours ago

    This will now be the way I handle hydro homies who don’t seem to understand how physiology works.

  • @Etterra@discuss.online
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    38 hours ago

    And don’t get me started on this oxidizing O2 bullshit we have to keep inhaling with every breath we take.

  • @toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world
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    1611 hours ago

    noticed something new when i was watching idiocracy again the other day. dax has a hose thing that i always thought was a hookah or something, but there’s a cutaway shot at one point that shows it’s plugged into a box that says “beer online”. totally irrelevant to this thread, but whatever.

    • macniel
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      38 hours ago

      And then there are those rare cases where you develop an allergy toward water … which is a fricking horrible death.

  • Eager Eagle
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    910 hours ago

    I drink it every day but I’m not addicted. I can stop it at any time, ok??

    • Lemminary
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      27 hours ago

      Buddy, I know this is hard for you and it’s also been hard for all of us, but your garden pool is scaring the neighborhood. And I know for a fact I’ve heard your showering in the morning and… gags I heard you gargling the water. This needs to stop.

  • TrackinDaKraken
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    911 hours ago

    “100% people”?

    Are there 50% people? What is the other half? Wait! Centaurs?!

    • TragicNotCute
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      410 hours ago

      I’ll probably quit next week, this one has been rough. I’m not addicted though.