I’m thinking we don’t exactly want everybody on Lemmy. Just the people who’d actually put in a little bit of effort.
Yes, I know this is the shitpost community.
[farts in face]
[pees in ur butt]
[poops on ur chest]
[cums aggressively]
[inflates you making you big and round]
[greentexts you]
Tan balloon! Tan balloon! Hahahaha
[puts on robe and wizard hat]
What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
Oh ****
Imma store ur pee in ma balls.
[slaps you around a bit with a large trout]
I think this is my favorite one 😭❤️
))<>((
Forever.
What better place than Lemmy shitpost for premium “[farts in face]” discourse?
Terrence and Philip?
Y’all are delusional if you think Lemmy doesn’t have this shit already. The main dev is legitimately in contention for the most cringe person on the Internet.
Shit. Did Elon buy this too?
i don’t agree with him but while he is cringe, he is also free
For reeeeal, I want an internet univeristy town. If I wanted to deal with a dumptruck full of dickbags all the time, I would move to Boston and go back on reddit.
Its hard to say, because I also want more niche hobbies to actually have content on lemmy. Ideally I want reddit users that only look at the front page to stay there, and every hobby subreddit user to come over.
I thought about starting an extremely niche community and the moment I finish posting, I actually don’t want to deal with commenters/posting regularly/moderating.
Yes, green truly behaved disgracefully there
Pretty sure deisel raccoon is an S tier shitbag
Notice they never said no to the incest parentage.
Reminds me more of Diogenes but… Uh…
jerks off in public
In the agora straight up jorkin it.
“If only I could relieve my hunger by rubbing my belly!”
Oh people forget to not feed trolls everywhere; that’s hardly a Lemmy phenomenon.
[Shits in face]
UwU
As far as I’m aware, in the US, the only mandated and enforced expiration dates by law are for baby food manufacturers.
Everything else is a vendor suggestion.
And don’t feed the trolls.
The US market regulations (except California for some reason) are surreal. $7.25 minimum wage, chlorinated chicken, bleached flour, lying labels etc.
What the fuck?
Something wrong?
Yeah I’m thinking red won this debate.
Your fart ends where my face begins.
Isn’t it amazing how thousands of years of technological advancements have led to the marvelous invention that allows us to have civil, deep, intelligent conversations with people on another side of the far away at speeds that our ancestors could never have imagined?
I think our mistake is assuming that our ancestors wouldn’t have also asked if your parents were related and farted as a hilarious insult over a stupid disagreement.
People have always been people. We just do it faster now. And probably quite a bit less violently.
I want to smash everything but then I have to get over my anxiety and just realize that humanity was destined to destroy itself and everything around it. We might be here just to watch the world burn. The flux is just too much and at this point I am 0 commitment with a reductionist approach. Little to no attachments. Child free for me. They’re gonna have to start charging us for air because I will literally just stare at the wall then participate in nonsense. The leader is a follower and the follower is a leader that is dead. If there is a hell, it’s inside our head.
I was also on the internet when I was 14. It would have been better if I were ignored
I love watching NPCs so much
Why censor usernames?
Because people WILL go and harass users whose names they’ve seen in screenshots. Sure it’s usually not hard to find them anyway but you don’t have to make it extra easy, do you?
Yeah I wanted to go look at fart guy’s post history for more gold
I am shocked. Shocked.
Ohhhh the humanity
Not missing anyone by leaving reddit, huh?
Are your… what? 😂
Oh my god…
That’s horrible
Fno I’ll answer to all my emails like this
