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The Picard Maneuver to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 days ago

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The Picard Maneuver to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 days ago
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  • @orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    78•5 days ago

    As my ex would say, “you’re pretty when you don’t talk.”

    • @otacon239@lemmy.world
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      19•5 days ago

      One of my favorites : “You’re absolutely perfect. Don’t speak now, you might spoil it.”

    • IninewCrow
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      14•5 days ago

      My older sister used to tell me I was funny … funny looking

    • @Psythik@lemm.ee
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      9•4 days ago

      My girlfriend says that about me. I’m an introvert with asocial tendencies most of the time, but when it comes to her or random strangers on the internet, I can’t seem to ever shut the fuck up.

  • @WhiteHotaru@feddit.org
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    52•5 days ago

    In my opinion the term they are searching for is „cookies“.

    • snooggums
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      36•5 days ago

      Gummy bears.

      • Syl
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        25•5 days ago

        brownies

      • Sundray
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        7•5 days ago

        Bouncing here and there and everywhere.

        • @Apepollo11@lemmy.world
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          8•5 days ago

          High adventure that’s beyond compare?

  • @DaddleDew@lemmy.world
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    26•5 days ago

    Sounds like she took some edibles before tweeting this

  • @chuymatt@startrek.website
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    4 days ago

    But, no really

    There are these fantastic fruit edibles that I can get locally that taste amazing and are thus quite deadly. I’ve asked them to make them without pot because I would totally eat them all the time.

    • Lv_InSaNe_vL
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      14•4 days ago

      Haha I emailed a company one time because I really just wanted a bag of their gummies. They ended up making me like a 5 lbs bag haha

      • @Retrograde@lemmy.world
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        9•4 days ago

        Legends. That’s how you get good PR

    • @Goretantath@lemm.ee
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      7•4 days ago

      Thats how it is with the blue raspberry gummies with caffine in them…

  • @BoycottPro@lemm.ee
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    14•4 days ago

    Reminds me of this far-right antivaxer who suggested being exposed to a weakened version of the virus to build immunity instead of vaccines.

    https://old.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/q82lqj/_/

  • @VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com
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    14•5 days ago

    Daisy is my kind of girl. These are the kind of banger statements I need to hear more of in my life.

  • @thejoker954@lemmy.world
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    11•5 days ago

    Maybe they mean with the taste of weed but not the pschoactiveness.

    • @Goretantath@lemm.ee
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      6•4 days ago

      Ewww why the fuck? Thats the one FLAW of edibles!

    • @acidbattery@lemm.ee
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      7•5 days ago

      CBD, perhaps?

    • @papalonian@lemmy.world
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      7•5 days ago

      That’s what I was thinking, I’ve had some really good little chocolate edibles that I wish I could just snack on at work or share with my family lol.

      • @Pacattack57@lemmy.world
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        10•5 days ago

        If you prefer the taste of weed to a regular brownie you might be an addict…

        • @papalonian@lemmy.world
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          5•5 days ago

          Don’t think I even mentioned the taste of weed. The chocolates I was referring to are sea salt and caramel and you can’t taste that there’s weed in them. Thanks for the free judgement though 👍🏽

          • @Warl0k3@lemmy.world
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            Buddy it’s pretty reasonable of them to assume you meant “edibles that taste like weed, but have no weed in them” since that was the entire point of this comment chain and also the original post.

            • @Goretantath@lemm.ee
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              1•4 days ago

              Yeah when i see that, i just assume bot…

          • @kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            6•5 days ago

            It isn’t exactly difficult to get chocolate that tastes like chocolate.

            • @papalonian@lemmy.world
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              2•5 days ago

              Thanks, I had no way of knowing that. It’s kinda hard to find chocolate with the exact flavoring and toppings that are on some of the edibles I’ve had, though.

              • @kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                4•5 days ago

                ALDI sells some really good salted caramel chocolates.

      • Skua
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        7•5 days ago

        Homebrewing places will sell you hops, that’d probably replicate the flavour without effects

    • Refurbished Refurbisher
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      4•5 days ago

      You can buy cannabis derived terpenes. CBD bud is also an option, but that has a different flavor profile compared to standard THC/THCA bud.

    • @5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      4•5 days ago

      CBD edibles?

  • ceoofanarchism
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    I would also recommend trying straight mixer it can be good.

  • Camelbeard
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    5•4 days ago

    I know a way to make alcohol free vodka. Its pretty cheap too.

    • @SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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      1•4 days ago

      But but vodka tastes like ass, don’t it?

  • @postmateDumbass@lemmy.world
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    5•5 days ago

    No, no one in the history of humanity has made any edible thing. Not even your mama’s teat.

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