You can take any 2 of the 3 statements and put “because” in between them and it makes sense.

I used to be like this until I got a job that required constant phone calls. Now if I have to explain something using more than three sentences I’d much rather just talk.

I was using it to blow through an online math course I’d ultimately decided I didn’t need but didn’t want to drop. One step of a problem I had it solve involved finding the square root of something; it spat out a number that was kind of close, but functionally unusable. I told it it made a mistake three times and it gave a different number each time. When I finally gave it the right answer and asked, “are you running a calculation or just making up a number” it said that if I logged in, it would use real time calculations. Logged in on a different device, asked the same question, it again made up a number, but when I pointed it out, it corrected itself on the first try. Very janky.

It isn’t that the prices are jacked up, it’s that it’s enough toilet paper to last until toilet paper goes out of style.

I marathoned the Lord of the Rings trilogy ~15 years ago on cable.

It was awful. Commercials were bad enough, but I’d only seen the extended editions, and getting through all three movies in like 7 hours felt like absolute blasphemy. It would cut to a commercial break and when it came back it’s like they skipped 30 minutes every time.

My work buddy will only eat meals made from single-ingredient foods because of “all the extra shit they put in there”, and smokes a pack a week.

I think capitalism was a great and necessary thing to get humanity to it’s current post-scarcity state. As you said, production and innovation were really aided by capitalism in the early days of man, but now that we have all the shit we need to survive, all it does is deprive those without.

Lychee (the resin printing slicer) offers a 30 day trial. They have many users with the first name “Fuck” and the last name “Lychee”, coincidentally all with sequential “fucklychee001@gmail.com” email accounts.

Anything bad = AI 😠

Someone post the comic about people learning something for the first time.

How about when you’re anxious and taking fairly extreme precautions because you know you’re not in a “safe” group?

Thanks, I had no way of knowing that. It’s kinda hard to find chocolate with the exact flavoring and toppings that are on some of the edibles I’ve had, though.

Don’t think I even mentioned the taste of weed. The chocolates I was referring to are sea salt and caramel and you can’t taste that there’s weed in them. Thanks for the free judgement though 👍🏽

That’s what I was thinking, I’ve had some really good little chocolate edibles that I wish I could just snack on at work or share with my family lol.

There are cheap, easily removable and attachable bidets you can get and install on any toilet. Takes literally 15 minutes and a crescent wrench, if it doesn’t come with a little tool.

“I reject your reality, and substitute my own.”

Of course anything fringe is going to attract people who figure out body deodorant is fucking bullshit.

Found the stinky guy at the concert… 🙄

I fuck with the ese on the ground, flipping the camera off with painted black nails

Ca-Ca-Carrot Cake 😠