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      • FuglyDuck
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        224 days ago

        haven’t you heard? the Onion has given up on satire, now they’re just reporting the news.

    • baduhai
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      74 days ago

      I like the expression, but cashews are not nuts.

          • FuglyDuck
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            74 days ago

            Technically, cashew’s are drupes… I had to look it up. They’re used as nuts culinarilly, so whatever.

            Apparently, they’re the dangly bits hanging from a false-fruit known as a “cashew apple”

            (yeah. um. I’m not going to be getting that image out of my head any time soon. look it up if you want.)

            • @Aqarius@lemmy.world
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              13 days ago

              Yeah, that part I knew, but it turns out, in addition to having an accessory fruit, they also have a shell!

  • @blady_blah@lemmy.world
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    954 days ago

    24 hours he said. He could end the war in 24 hours. All he has to do is talk tough and Putin would bow to his flabby pasty white biceps! Anyone who doesn’t recognize this as 100% pure bullshit should pull their head out of Trump’s fat ass and have their it examined.

    • @skozzii@lemmy.ca
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      3 days ago

      I think we are getting close to the 24 hours that war will end in.

      Trump is going to clearly keep his word again, MAGA, MAGA, MAGA!

      /s

  • @A_norny_mousse@feddit.org
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    574 days ago

    This is what Trump does: the wildest takes non-stop, beyond of what anyone considers decent, but if the polls clearly show that he’s falling out of favor, he’s always ready to make a U-turn, and brag about it.

    Fuck this guy. I’m glad he did in this case, but this is no way to run a country. Also, he’s still shitting on Zelensky.

    • @futatorius@lemm.ee
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      454 days ago

      Trump’s word is worthless. Just keep watching what he does. So far, he’s done nothing but align with Putin’s agenda.

      • @MBech@feddit.dk
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        53 days ago

        He also talked in favour of Ukraine before taking office, so much that I thought he might actually have meant it, only to turn around and do whatever the fuck that meeting with Zelensky was. He can never be trusted to do the right thing, ever.

  • NotAGamer
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    303 days ago

    Putin will lecture him and he’ll change his mind within a week at most.

  • @Bosht@lemmy.world
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    714 days ago

    Dude has had his mouth permanently attached to Putin’s crotch for close to a decade. This is either him trying to save face or straight up bullshit.

    • @Eril@feddit.org
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      494 days ago

      Eh, a few days from now Trump will say something like “I had an amazing call with Putin. He is a great guy, Ukraine should surrender now”. Dude can’t remember what he said yesterday.

    • @sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      4 days ago

      This just is Trump’s ‘negotiation’ methodology.

      Its either:

      X is great, they’re the best, nobody was ever like X, absolutely tremendous.

      or

      X is gonna do what we want, they have no choice, we’ll make things very painful for them if they don’t.

      or

      X has gone absolutely crazy, just awful, the most terrible things that have been done in terms bad things, they must pay!

      … dementia riddled mob boss tactics.

      The rhetoric is always 110%, but the underlying tactic just flips around like a weather vane in a hurricane… because Trump literally is not capable of long term, strategic thinking.

      He’s just good at bullying people.

      tl:dr; Trump is almost always bullshitting and saving face at the same time, because he doesn’t understand or believe in anything other than the appearance of wealth and power.

      He is the manifestation of the id of the American ruling class, a ravenous, screaming toddler that only wants MORE, with none of the carefully crafted corpo-chic lingo that makes them seem intelligent and respectable.

    • @futatorius@lemm.ee
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      74 days ago

      He doesn’t like being called out for being Putin’s bitch. So now he’s trash-talking Putin with all the credibility of a WWE beef.

    • @Frog@lemmy.ca
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      104 days ago

      He got what he wanted. He probably got intelligence that either Putin is getting out of power one way or another.

  • Sixty
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    243 days ago

    Spiderman_accusing_Spiderman.jpeg

  • Luouth
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    424 days ago

    “Look at this guy. He’s CRAZY!” - Crazy person.

    • @A_norny_mousse@feddit.org
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      154 days ago

      Yeah there’s something very ironic about this quote:

      “I’ve always had a very good relationship with Vladimir Putin of Russia, but something has happened to him,” Trump said.

      • Luouth
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        13 days ago

        Sounds like business went sour. Perhaps Trump thinks he’s invulnerable to a polonium doorknob now he’s President so he’s gonna take some cheap shots because his peace deal didn’t go his way

  • @Gsus4@mander.xyz
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    164 days ago

    None of this would have happened if he were president…“Biden drive putin crazi, monster!”

  • r00ty
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    224 days ago

    I think his unrealistic 24 hour plan was to give putin what he thought he wanted. Eg all the territory he’s captured so far and assurances against nato action/withdrawal of some western personnel at nato border country bases. You know putin’s public story.

    He just didn’t know putin’s real objective. Maybe now he’s getting a bit of an idea. He’s too simplistic to fathom that there could have been an ulterior motive.

    • Dr. Moose
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      194 days ago

      Your mistake here is assuming that this level of thought is possible by trump. There’s no 4d chess here. He’s just being played for an idiot cause that’s what he is.

      • @taladar@sh.itjust.works
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        34 days ago

        I guess Trump is playing 0.4d chess, i.e. chess on a linear board that is 0.4 times as long in its single dimension as a regular chess board (3 tiles), on that kind of board it does look like winning is easy obviously.

  • Rose56
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    53 days ago

    Why I have to believe him? He lies all day long, even the deal he mad with UK is a lie!
    This playbook has become nothing but words of nothing.

    • @Zenith@lemm.ee
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      23 days ago

      I mean I don’t need to believe him to know vlad is an insane mother fucker with hopes of colonizing large swaths of Europe and maybe even elsewhere

  • Lit
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    2 days ago

    Sanction, trade embargoes, and military aid to save human lives speak louder than whining on social media. Whining on social media costs lives.