Yesterday someone asked if one could do something like this, here is my version, in case you missed it !
Here is the list of all the softwares in this picture :
- Friendica
- GNUSocial / Mastodon
- Vernissage
- Wordpress / Writefreely / Pixelfed
- Loops
- Jlai.lu (French lemmy instance) / Lemmy (with the lemmy.world logo because it’s more colorful than the plain lemmy logo)
Feel free to share it anywhere you want :)
If you have any idea for other meme of this type for the Fediverse, please send me a DM and I might make a nice graph like this for you !
Lemmy could have just been included in all of those
I think most people on Mastodon are over 30
Over 60?! Can we please classify Friendica as over 50? I feel old enough as it is.
Are you saying Lemmy users aren’t opinionated pricks? That’s not true, fuck you.
I’m not opinionated, I’m just biased.
I just downvoted your comment.
FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Lemmy account has decreased by one.
Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:
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Rudeness towards other Lemmings,
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Spreading incorrect information,
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Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.
Am I banned from the Lemmy?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.
I don’t believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Lemmy PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.
How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on
^(?:(?:feddit\.(?:it|ie|uk|org|de|nl))|(?:lemmy\.(?:cafe|ml|ca|org|world|zip|nz))|(?:sh\.itjust\.works|programming\.dev|lemm\.ee|sopuli\.xyz|jlai\.lu|lemmy\.blahaj\.zone|lemmy\.dbzer0\.com|aussie\.zone|beehaw\.org|lemmy\.sdf\.org|slrpnk\.net))$. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Lemmy is privilege, not a right.^(?:(?:feddit.(?:it|ie|uk|org|de|nl))|(?:lemmy.(?:cafe|ml|ca|org|world|zip|nz))|(?:sh.itjust.works|programming.dev|lemm.ee|sopuli.xyz|jlai.lu|lemmy.blahaj.zone|lemmy.dbzer0.com|aussie.zone|beehaw.org|lemmy.sdf.org|slrpnk.net))$Shout out to my favourite lemmy instance, shmitjust🎃works. Real cool people.
^(?:(?:feddit\.(?:it|ie|uk|org|de|nl))|(?:lemmy\.(?:cafe|ml|ca|org|world|zip|nz))|(?:sh\.itjust\.works|programming\.dev|lemm\.ee|sopuli\.xyz|jlai\.lu|lemmy\.blahaj\.zone|lemmy\.dbzer0\.com|aussie\.zone|beehaw\.org|lemmy\.sdf\.org|slrpnk\.net))$pretty sure this is correct.
Looks correct, but boring as you kept it pretty readable, the total opposite of what a regex should be.
^(?:(?:feddit\.(?:i[te]|uk|org|de|nl))|(?:lemm(?:\.ee|y\.(?:ca(?:fe)?|ml|(?:sdf\.)?org|world|zip|nz|blahaj\.zone|dbzer0\.com)))|(?:sh\.itjust\.works|programming\.dev|sopuli\.xyz|jlai\.lu|aussie\.zone|beehaw\.org|slrpnk\.net))$I am a weirdo who actually like regexi[te]
That is fucked up and its annoying that it works
Regex in a nutshell.
I am unbelievably shit at regex, and I didn’t bother testing this one.
You forgot the most frequently asked question:
Can you downvote this comment more than once?
No.
You can if you have a lot of alts.
I will continue to downvote until morale improves.
Wait.
Now this is podracing.
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SOURCE??!
Ya mum’s bum.
(with the lemmy.world logo because it’s more colorful than the plain lemmy logo)
Not to brag, but my lemmy instance logo/mascot is a cute capybara
I thought the nose was the eyes for a second.
Its cute though.
“Judgmental asshole who hates the world” and “French” are a bit redundant
It’s a venn diagram where french is fully inside the circle
I’m french and your representation is oversimplifying and not even close to grabbing the complexity of the real world
French is a spectrum?
Oui ça s’appelle l’humour mdr
Mais il est juste l’évidence de ton point
That would mean I have been wooshed and I cannot allow this to happen
So many fucking French here. Don’t you have baguettes to put somewhere where the sun never shines and white flags to weave? I know I have
So many people on lemmy seem to not be the types to hate based on nationality, except for this. The only nationalities I have seen attacked on here are Trumpicans and the French. Trumpicans at least are an ideology, but what is happening with the French that makes them the exception?
Don’t sweat it, I’m French, too.
Its a big joke.
Hey, I’ll let you know that I’m a judgmental asshole and I happen to be french, but I don’t hate the world, only the parts that aren’t french
What’s your opinion on Bretons, Ocintians, and French Walloons? Choose thine answer… wisely.
Tiens tiens tiens well I happen to be French as well and I have already judged you (I hate you because you probably are on the wrong side of the chocolatine/pain au chocolat debate)
La chocolatine n’existe pas, ducon.
Qu’est-ce que tu viens juste de dire sur moi, espèce de malotru ? Je te ferais remarquer que j’ai gagné la médaille du meilleur artisan de France, option viennoiserie et j’ai participé à plus de 300 concours régionaux de boulanger-pâtissier en Gascogne. Je suis entraîné en choco 2 barres et 3 barres et je suis le meilleur en pâte feuilletée de tout le sud-ouest. Pour moi, tu n’es rien de plus qu’un client ordinaire. Je vais te vendre une chocolatine comme tu n’en as jamais goûté, tu t’en souviendras. Tu crois que tu peux t’en sortir aussi facilement en me parlant comme ça sur internet ? Essaie encore. Pendant qu’on est en train de parler, j’ai contacté un livreur deliveroo et on est en train de remonter ta trace, donc tu ferais mieux de te préparer à une sacrée régalade, mon gros poulet.
Le gars pense que les gens du sud-ouest savent faire de la pâte feuilletée, et il voudrait qu’on le prenne au sérieux. La seule pâte feuilleton digne de ce nom, on l’a fait dans le sud-EST. Amateur.
And this is the moment I realized that German “tja” (“well”) probably comes from French “tiens” even though I’ve had five years of French in school.
Unlikely as many Germanic languages have it, with similar meanings. It’s a variant of “ja”, yes. Add a bit of laconicy and you can make “Well.” a sentence in itself.
And paris, from what I’ve heard.
That very much depends on whether they’re a Parisian or not. Though even if they’re Parisian it’s still 50/50.
Not every judgmental asshole who hates the world is french.
Quebec here. Can confirm, bitch.
Yeah OK I’ll need a source for that
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I hate you!
Vernissage is undersold here somehow - in terms of quality and steady, reasonable development without 100 side-projects and permanent babbling it has turned to my preferred choice of putting my pics online, also showing-off there of course! 😉
What is Vernissage supposed to be an alternative to I wonder ?
Basically Pixelfed - both focus on images but Vernissage has, IMHO, a more artistic and photographer-based approach showing camera models, lens, exposure and also GPS-tags if you want to.
Who’s this person who doesn’t know what social to join, but knows them all by the logos?
A flowchart should cover all possibilities. I’m over 60 and have never had “The Facebook”.
I’m right where I’m supposed to be ❤️
What if you’re 2 or more of these?
Keep adding
Only one thing: Why should somebody who’s over 60, but otherwise would answer any single other question with “no”, not be allowed to stay off of social media as well?
Sorry, you’re going to have to use Friendica, it’s the law.
Damn! 😭
Additionally, why does age have anything to do with any of these questions? This feels like it was made by someone who doesn’t have much experience with other humans and is unaware of the massive variety of opinions and attitudes among all age groups.
It’s a direct copy from this graph, with just the logos replaced for federated/semi-federated services: https://feddit.org/post/13181365
Where Facebook is meant for the over 60 crowd, instead of Friendica, and TwitterX and Threads for the opinionated assholes instead of Mastodon, etc.
There the categories make a bit more sense.
Okay, that explains it. Thanks! 😁
People above a certain age should begin to avoid social media and stick with more private forms of communication like email, phone calls, signal messages and f2f discussions. Once your ability to tell fact from fiction deteriorates enough, announcing your opinions publicly becomes increasingly problematic.
I know well informed people above even their 80st birthday and heard of some conspiracists, who still have to go to school. 🤨
Both extremes exist. Hence, the condition about loosing your grip on reality.
According to this I should join GNUSocial.
But that sounds like a site for opinionated pricks who can’t keep their mouths shut.
No thanks.
Frenchz are so fucked up they need their own media
You should post this in I Made This
I technically didn’t make this as I based myself on something existing, but if one day I make my own i could share it there yeah
