Peak masculinity = starving SS POW
Peak masculinity is having cheek dimples so deep that your partner can use them to hold salsa dip when you’re sleeping on your side
And ears so big they can be used as handles. For reasons.
Ears so big animals use it for shade
I SAID EARTHBENDING STYLE!!
My dude’s an entire ecosystem.
Damn, I am not caring about my girl enough. Take my upvote! :)
Somehow looks like James Milner
Exactly what I thought, even Google thinks so lmfao
Soccer, the least masculine sport
As a heterosexual cis woman, soccer players always have the sexiest physique. One of the only sports I look up for, just to check out the players, not because I ever care.
Many of us are aware what heterosexual CIS women are attracted to.
Guys who play soccer blow on their soup to cool it down before they sip
My husband blows on his soup to cool it so it doesn’t burn his mouth … Intelligence is also attractive.
And swings his feet while sitting in a chair
He is OP
Time to dox OP. Run it through feminizing filter 37 times. Then maybe a step or two more for reasons…
This took such a long time, finally we can dox OP!
Start at male, run feminization filter then run masculinization filter. Repeat until reaching top nonbinary level.
It’s pretty much just Vinnie Jones:
Exactly what I was thinking lol
Chad
Did it also add a Nazi / fascist type shirt?
Yeah, try to be a man, becomes a SS.
Become a Si Si?
Measurehead, is that you?
This is the only time in that game I used saves to cheat until I knocked him out.
Art
Run it through a feminine filter 37 times and see what you get lol
That’d be hella interesting loool
He looks like Hanover Fiste from the film Heavy Metal.
And believe you me that guy was NOT the pinacle of manhood!
He’s nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging’s too good for him. Burning’s too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!
Yeah, this dude looks like he’d space a dude who just killed the entire court room to get his death sentence commuted.
Looks like a dishonoured thug
Blow off, choffer!
I was thinking Arcane.
Now I really want a Dishonored series in that style.
Technically speaking, it’s just a local maximum
seizure warning
I’m just imagining people looking at the picture and going;
All I see is Measurehead’s portrait from Disco Elysium.
