Peak masculinity = starving SS POW
Somehow looks like James Milner
Exactly what I thought, even Google thinks so lmfao
Soccer, the least masculine sport
As a heterosexual cis woman, soccer players always have the sexiest physique. One of the only sports I look up for, just to check out the players, not because I ever care.
Many of us are aware what heterosexual CIS women are attracted to.
Guys who play soccer blow on their soup to cool it down before they sip
My husband blows on his soup to cool it so it doesn’t burn his mouth … Intelligence is also attractive.
And swings his feet while sitting in a chair
He is OP
It’s pretty much just Vinnie Jones:
Run it through a feminine filter 37 times and see what you get lol
That’d be hella interesting loool
Did it also add a Nazi / fascist type shirt?
Yeah, try to be a man, becomes a SS.
Become a Si Si?
Looks like a dishonoured thug
Blow off, choffer!
I was thinking Arcane.
Now I really want a Dishonored series in that style.
seizure warning
I’m just imagining people looking at the picture and going;
All I see is Measurehead’s portrait from Disco Elysium.
He looks like Hanover Fiste from the film Heavy Metal.
And believe you me that guy was NOT the pinacle of manhood!
He’s nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging’s too good for him. Burning’s too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!
Yeah, this dude looks like he’d space a dude who just killed the entire court room to get his death sentence commuted.
Masculinity is when early hominid with 3+ drug addictions.
OP is 37 degrees away from peak masculinity. We need more people to do this to determine the correct amount of ridicule they deserve.
Those ears could hear prey 10 miles away, maybe better.
You may not like it, but this is what peak masculinity looks like
According to this meme, the local meth addicts are the manliest men to ever man.
Vinnie Jones on meth.
Came here to agree
