Why don’t they just have a better pancreas?

  • @AreaKode@lemmy.world
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    477 days ago

    Could you guys just… die? We can’t afford to pretend to care anymore. The shareholders demand more blood!

    • Raltoid
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      107 days ago

      As a pancreatic surgeon he is very well aware of that.

  • @cybervseas@lemmy.world
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    117 days ago

    Reminds me of the new South Park special.

    • If you’re rich, you get insulin
    • If you’re poor, you get cooking classes
    • @gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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      36 days ago

      But then turn it on it’s head so the insulin cocktails (and they should make them insulin martinis/spritzes/negronis/etc in the show) use (behind the bar) the most sketchy, shit-quality insulin possible, and the cooking classes are top-tier CIA (not the intelligence org) ones

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆
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    87 days ago

    We will have gas chambers soon. Those fix everything. In other news Charlotte is being renamed Neo Nuremberg. Both are race towns.

    • tehWrapper
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      107 days ago

      It would be like Trump claiming COVID was fake and then when he got it in his first presidency, was flown to be given the best care available.

      What they say about others has very little to do with themselves.

  • @tasankovasara@sopuli.xyz
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    56 days ago

    T1D here. I don’t have context but knowing nutrition-fu and having skills to make it tasty is not a bad place to be. Just saying

      • @tasankovasara@sopuli.xyz
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        15 days ago

        Not if I have the choice, of course. But if I had to, I could follow the ways of my wife, she’s been on ketogenic diet (no carbohydrates) for five years by choice. I wouldn’t need insulin if I did the same. This is what I mean - knowledge is power.