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Stamets to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 days ago

Correct Grindr Response

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Correct Grindr Response

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Stamets to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 days ago
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  • @FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr
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    1•1 hour ago

    I would understand if he ran away. Not because you’re a nerd, but because of the wooden computer

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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    5•13 hours ago

    How is that outdated machine the correct response? My brother in Christ, you need to upgrade that rig out of 2004.

  • @Tattorack@lemmy.world
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    19•22 hours ago

    Those specs suck.

    • Captain Aggravated
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      5•17 hours ago

      They’d have been alright in 2009.

      • Björn Tantau
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        3•1 hour ago

        But ATI drivers suck, especially on Linux. Everyone knows that you need nVidia if you want to game on Linux!

    • GladiusB
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      6•19 hours ago

      I’m going to take a shot in the dark and say the toned one wouldn’t know the difference

  • @Holyginz@lemmy.world
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    9•21 hours ago

    As a man who doesn’t use things like grindr, I get the feeling that men who get that specific about their body measurements are probably red flags. Is that correct?

    • @Jax@sh.itjust.works
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      3•19 hours ago

      Why?

      I don’t think anyone goes on Grindr to find true love. Same with Tinder.

      • @Holyginz@lemmy.world
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        4•19 hours ago

        I found my wife on tinder, so take that how you will.

        • GladiusB
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          3•19 hours ago

          Most people date from the Internet now and days. It’s not wild to find love. It’s just a connection point.

        • @Jax@sh.itjust.works
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          1•18 hours ago

          Well shit, looks like I found another exception - I also found my girlfriend in an odd place online. Good for you :), genuinely.

    • @Grilipper54@sh.itjust.works
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      1•16 hours ago

      In profile stats people lie about their dick size. I’ve never had a person lie in the actual message though. The fact this person left out their age and then used wbu would make me hesitant to reply though.

    • @LowtierComputer@lemmy.world
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      1•21 hours ago

      Probably

  • @some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    42•1 day ago

    5400 RPM spinning rust? Walk away.

    • @interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml
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      21•1 day ago

      This exchange is older than grindr

    • @illegible@discuss.tchncs.de
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      11•1 day ago

      4GB ram? this guy is lemon party material.

  • @carl_dungeon@lemmy.world
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    29•2 days ago

    5 inches thick? It’s a chunky clam chowder can, yikes

    • @BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works
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      Unless it’s circumference, otherwise it should be advertised as a 5.25inch floppy

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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        1•13 hours ago

        If it’s 5.25 inches when floppy, how big is it when the drive is hard?

        • @BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works
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          1•7 hours ago

          I hear it gets to 10.5" right before he faints from the sudden drop in blood pressure.

      • @andros_rex@lemmy.world
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        2•23 hours ago

        It is circumference. And thickness >>> length.

        • @MisterFrog@lemmy.world
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          1•13 hours ago

          Thank you, this detail had me scratching my head. D≈1.56" makes so much more sense.

          Not knowing the difference between circumference and thickness? Instant turn off.

          • @andros_rex@lemmy.world
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            1•11 hours ago

            The rule is that you would report the bigger number. It’s dick sizes - there’s hundreds of contrived ways to brag.

        • Doom
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          1•17 hours ago

          needle dick then

  • Darren
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    154•2 days ago

    Which 4th May is this from? Because if it’s from 2007 then that’s a perfectly reasonable mid-range machine, but if it’s from last month then I really hope he’s only using it as a personal Linux box for tinkering.

    • Björn Tantau
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      2•1 hour ago

      ATI graphics sucked ass on Linux. Back then nVidia was recommended due to their superior drivers.

    • @ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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      Well, the x1950 Pro is from Oct 2006 but Grindr didn’t launch until March 2009. And I don’t know if it launched with the iconic colours but I don’t remember any other colours and I do remember using Grindr in 2010. Not sure about 2009.

      Edit: nice dick tho

      • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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        25•2 days ago

        You remember using Grindr? Hah, gay

    • @9point6@lemmy.world
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      23•2 days ago

      I mean it’s from at least roughly back when ATi was a thing

    • @wise_pancake@lemmy.ca
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      5•2 days ago

      That’s actually kind of sad.

      I remember doing a ton of stuff on my core 2 Duo iMac with 2gb ram.

      Sure, you won’t be playing cyberpunk, but it ran all the creative suite apps, a few games, and I did a ton of image editing, made movies, and did programming on it.

      • Darren
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        3•2 days ago

        My 2007 MacBook (white plastic) had a Core 2 Duo and 4GB RAM. For my first MacBook it was a perfectly usable laptop, but boy did it drop off a cliff fast. Tried putting Linux on it a while back, but it didn’t want to know.

        Meanwhile, the 2011 MacBook I replaced it with (Core i7, 16GB RAM) is running Mint like a dream.

    • @galoisghost@aussie.zone
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      4•2 days ago

      Or he’s just saying he’s an older gentleman

      • @BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca
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        6•2 days ago

        A gentleman using a Core 2 Duo rig from a more civilised age.

      • @CatDogL0ver@lemmy.world
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        4•2 days ago

        Old enough to be someone’s father or grandfather

  • TinyLittlePuni 🌱 (she/her)
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    80•2 days ago

    Intel Core 2 Duo? 4 GB DDR3 RAM?

    Cretaceous period intensifies

    • @aidan@lemmy.world
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      1•16 hours ago

      This is just being poor

    • @ThunderLegend@sh.itjust.works
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      21•2 days ago

      That was my home server specs til February. Upgraded to a third gen i5 and 8gb ram

    • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)
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      8•2 days ago

      I don’t know what you guys are talking about?
      I’ve used an old laptop with Windows 11 (just because I wasn’t supposed to) which had Core 2 Duo T7500 (upgraded from T7100), 4GB of DDR2 RAM, GeForce 8600M GT, but with an SSD rather than HDD. Pretty usable with that thing.

      Unfortunately it broke, but I think it would still be just as good.

      • @A7thStone@lemmy.world
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        1•23 hours ago

        Probably the faulty nvidia die substrate issue. I’m amazed it lasted this long, most of those chips died long ago.

        • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)
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          2•22 hours ago

          Yeah, I’ve seen such stuff on old forums. Unfortunately, a replacement GPU would cost around €50, and that is just not worth it to try obviously.
          The CPU was €1.38 on AliExpress, so that was worth a try, but for the most part it just produced more heat

          Some different GPU would probably work there, but then again, I don’t know if it is a GPU issue. It wouldn’t even show any drive activity when attempting to boot.

          • @A7thStone@lemmy.world
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            1•21 hours ago

            I had a t61p that suffered from it. Unfortunately I came to the same conclusion that it wasn’t worth fixing. It’s too bad since that was one of the last really good thinkpads.

      • @Jumuta@sh.itjust.works
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        14•2 days ago

        oh god what the fuck you ran windows fucking 11 on it??? i have no words

      • @0x0@lemmy.zip
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        7•2 days ago

        Pretty usable with that thing.

        Unfortunately it broke, but I think it would still be just as good.

        So pretty usable until windows 11 broke it?

        • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)
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          No, the hardware died. Just randomly shut down a few times until it didn’t boot nor POST anymore. The most it could do is spin a fan and output 5V to USB.

      • @lunsjentilanette@sh.itjust.works
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        1•2 days ago

        How is that usable? My work laptop with win11 is at 8-10 GB after boot

        • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)
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          1•2 days ago

          Perhaps early Windows 11 was a bit different. Plus I disabled Superfetch and BITS which would otherwise max out CPU, and when still on HDD, that too.
          Though I am not entirely sure if I also disabled something else.

          It could idle at around 5% I believe.

          Also, unused RAM is wasted RAM. Just because it’s used doesn’t mean it’s unusably full. Linux too will eat up entire RAM for caching, but it can be freed when needed.

          • @JacksonLamb@lemmy.world
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            Is it easy to permanently disable Superfetch?

    • @Deflated0ne@lemmy.world
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      3•2 days ago

      You think thats hot…I got a Ryzen 3…

  • @OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca
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    66•2 days ago

    5400RPM?!

    Ghosted.

  • @azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works
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    23•2 days ago

    You completely forgot to mention it runs Arch

    • @tempest@lemmy.ca
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      That is implied.

      The Arch is slightly to the left.

  • Shawdow194
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    90•2 days ago

    Those are like espresso machine specs nowadays

    • @S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Buddy I have less than that I’m so fukken done… I’m bout to go to hexbear mutual aid and beg for some buck to get a new pc…

    • @henfredemars@infosec.pub
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      11•2 days ago

      Could be a perfectly good FreeBSD box!

    • @0x0@lemmy.zip
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      2•2 days ago

      Plus the required network connection and AI.

  • @zebidiah@lemmy.ca
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    24•2 days ago

    …what year is this???

  • @daggermoon@lemmy.world
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    18•2 days ago

    Seagate never made a 512GB HDD at least that I can find.

    • @Taleya@aussie.zone
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      9•1 day ago

      Look, we all exaggerate a lil’ bit on dating apps.

    • ivanafterall ☑️
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      26•2 days ago

      Now, now, I’m sure the first guy was “enhancing” his own specs a little bit, too. We all do it.

      That said, there are some arguably similar drives listed at 500 GB capacity on ebay. But it’s not the size of the disk, it’s the gesticulation of the allocation.

      • @daggermoon@lemmy.world
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        I have several 500gb hdd’s. I’ve never seen one labled 512 gb. Only micro sd cards and SSD’s. If they did exist, I’d suspect they were either IDE or SAS.

    • @cRazi_man@europe.pub
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      11•2 days ago

      Are you telling me this post is fake?

      • @daggermoon@lemmy.world
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        I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic

    • @emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Im almost positive they did, i had one in my core 2 quadro machine iirc, but it was 7200rpm not 5400.

      • @daggermoon@lemmy.world
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        I’ve never seen a 512gb hdd. It’s such a weird number. I’ve seen 512gb micro SD cards.

        • @lunsjentilanette@sh.itjust.works
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          How is it a weird number? Its 2**9

          • @boonhet@lemm.ee
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            HDDs have generally been dec round numbers rather than binary

            • @lunsjentilanette@sh.itjust.works
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              Maybe but its still not a weird number in this context :p

              • @boonhet@lemm.ee
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                I feel like for HDDs it is. In general it is not. The even weirder thing is that HDD sizes are expressed in decimal gigabytes to inflate the numbers. A 500 GB drive will show as around 480 in some operating systems.

  • @lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com
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    13•2 days ago

    But what’s the radius of the balls?

  • @lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com
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    10•2 days ago

    The PC… 🤏

    • @Pnut@lemm.ee
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      7•2 days ago

      In its hay day I would have killed for that.

      P.S. my auto-correct wants me to say “have gotten killed for that”. Yet again, I’m the victim.

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