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@ilovecinnamon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 4 days ago

It's a rule

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It's a rule

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@ilovecinnamon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 4 days ago
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  • @Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    “It’s a propreitery time-measurement standard”

    • @Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one
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      22•4 days ago

      I laughed at the absurdity of this comment.

      • Baizey
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        10•3 days ago

        Laugh all you will, the standard will be kept a secret

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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    62•4 days ago

    pulling into service station with a flat tire

    “Got a flat?”

    “No, man, it’s the damndest thing. Was driving down the road fine when suddenly, the other three just swelled up on me!”

    • @WereCat@lemmy.world
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      “Got a flat?”

      • “Yeah, I live around downtown”
    • @ulterno@programming.dev
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      7•3 days ago

      Well that is an easy fix! proceeds to empty 3 tyres

  • @Apytele@sh.itjust.works
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    36•4 days ago

    months. hang on Mom is trying to make me eat peas.

    • @fungalfelidae5@lemm.ee
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      18•4 days ago

      milleniums, hold on trying to spawn a new galaxy in

      • @outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        You oopsied. Takes way longer than that.

  • @ckmnstr@lemmy.world
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    15•4 days ago

    “Putting diapers on now, DTF?”

  • IndescribablySad@threads.net
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    Some religions use unusual measurements for age, but I can’t imagine asking this question.

    • @Apytele@sh.itjust.works
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      this fascinates me please provide search terms for me to do additional research.

      • @itsralC@lemm.ee
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        6•3 days ago

        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calendar

        (Not sarcastic it is genuinely a great article that covers all kinds of calendars around the world)

        • @Apytele@sh.itjust.works
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          the counting of birthdays specifically was what was interesting to me but I’m sure it’s in there somewhere.

      • IndescribablySad@threads.net
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        The one I was thinking of was actually just Bhutan. I was told it was religious, but it’s just how they do. Very unique

  • @Rusty@lemmy.ca
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    12•4 days ago

    Is it metric years or imperial years?

  • TachyonTele
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    11•4 days ago

    Nice. Im 18 trucks old.

  • @jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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    5•4 days ago

    Story points.

  • @i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
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    That’s too early. Should be delaying that a bit so the cord blood drains first.

    • @ulterno@programming.dev
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      0•3 days ago

      Isn’t that what a minute is for?

  • zoey
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    4•4 days ago

    The iPad kids have (d)evolved once again

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