Car brain <—> Fascism.

One more lane —> Ethnic cleansing.

  • @megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    It’s so transparent

    Like, it’s just a catch all dodge to avoid addressing the root causes of problems. Oh, traffics bad? No, don’t question suburban development patterns, don’t question planing policy, don’t question whether it’s realistic or practical for everyone to own and operate personal cars. That could undermine the profitability of various special interests. Instead, blame it on these vulnerable populations who we can visibly brutalize for you.

    Edit: to be clear, this is just one facet of the scape goating of immigrants and other vulnerable groups to avoid having to have difficult fights with powerful special interests.

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    He can’t wait wearing that Hugo Boss uniform. Or those white blankets.

  • Match!!
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    283 days ago

    Charlie Kirk thinks mass deportations will clear his skin and enlarge his tiny face

  • Rentlar
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    My toast was burnt this morning. Damn immigrants!!!1!

  • @aseriesoftubes@lemmy.world
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    163 days ago

    Way back in the day, a comic (Carlin maybe?) did a less-dumb version of this joke. Something along the lines of “I’m pro-abortion and I’m pro-death-penalty. I’m pro- whatever leads to fewer people on the 405 at rush hour.”

    • @Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      I remember Carlin doing a bit about being pro abortion, and pro death penalty, but it had nothing to do with cars and traffic. He just did a whole bit where they turn 4 states into prisons that have a live pay per view feed of death fights, so you can watch people die without leaving your couch. He also was in support of legalized betting on these fights.

      He would have loved draft kings.

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    I also notice a lot less traffic on the west side during Jewish holidays. By this logic, is the suggesting rounding them up, too?

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      “Rounding up Jews and concentrating them in some sort of camp, eh? That’s brilliant! Why hasn’t anyone thought of doing that before?”

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        How tf would you even know tho is Jewish & who is not?

        Perhaps mark them with some sort of fancy embroidery?

        (We are going to hell for this, … which doesn’t change my destination, just saying.)

        • @samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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          “Their religion is symbolized by a Star of David, so why not use that and write Jew on it? And maybe put the word in German because Hey Jude is one of my favorite songs!”

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    I think falling from a great height is too kind a Disney fate for Charlie Kirk. Perhaps he should be permanently turned into a kitten to suffer the effervescent (grabby, drooling) adulations of small children for all of eternity.

      • Uriel238 [all pronouns]
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        Too quick, though a classic.

        Falling into a deep canyon (or from the top of Notre-Dame) would give him a moment to think about what he’s done. More so, being stuck in a lamp in the Cave of Wonders.

        I am especially particular to the horror of being torn apart and eaten by hyenas (that you’ve just betrayed), but I’ve reserved that for people higher up on the Trump hierarchy.