When he finally dies, they’re gonna have to use an acetylene torch to cut the diaper(s) off (my understanding is that it became too difficult to peel the soiled diapers off so they started just stacking them on top). They’ll have to count the layers to determine how long they’ve been like that.
Yeah right. Probably cancelling it because he doesn’t want people to show up and ruin his dick-tator moment by protesting.
Then again Diaper Don doesn’t like rain cleaning off his nasty orange makeup and getting in his rats nest.
I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s more afraid of an embarassingly small crowd more than protestors.
The crowd is going to be huge, it just isn’t going to be supportive.
That is exactly it, he is visualizing all the protestors lined up along the route.
There’s a good chance that there will be more protesters than supporters. That would be beautiful.
I believe he hasn’t showered in years; he’s cleaned with baby wipes by slaves, hence everyone saying he’s so smelly.
He’s smelly because of having a Depends full of liquid shit at all times.
When he finally dies, they’re gonna have to use an acetylene torch to cut the diaper(s) off (my understanding is that it became too difficult to peel the soiled diapers off so they started just stacking them on top). They’ll have to count the layers to determine how long they’ve been like that.
Randy: “How can we tell how old a Donvict is, Mr. Leahy?”
Leahy: “Shit rings, Randy, shit rings”
Also that.
Honestly, probably worried about a bunch of armed people being there possibly to exercise their oath.