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@ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 9 days ago

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@ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 9 days ago
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  • @atlien51@lemm.ee
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    Imagine breaking up over some silly shit like this lmao

  • @Zachariah@lemmy.world
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    • @SnowmenMelt@lemmy.world
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      • @Zachariah@lemmy.world
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        5•9 days ago

        oink

    • @ramble81@lemmy.zip
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      • Carl
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        • @Zachariah@lemmy.world
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          oink

      • @Zachariah@lemmy.world
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        3•9 days ago

        oink

  • @funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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    83•9 days ago

    including others in your kink without permission is a violation of consent, easy break up - this man does not respect boundaries, and does not practice SSC/RACK

    • @daggermoon@lemmy.world
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      How do you know it’s a kink?

      • RainDog
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        73•9 days ago

        Because kink is only 3 letters away from oink.

        • @Grostleton@lemm.ee
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          16•9 days ago

          One letter away? Unless I’m missing a joke in which case feel free to “wooooosh” me.

          • @Lauchmelder@feddit.org
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            19•9 days ago
            K - M - N - O
            0 - 1 - 2 - 3
            
            • @ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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              32•9 days ago

              Are Ls just a joke to us?

              • Carl
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                He doesn’t take any L’s.

            • @Lauchmelder@feddit.org
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              15•9 days ago

              oh shit im dumb

          • @SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            6•9 days ago

            Oink

            O->K

            Kink.

            Oink->Kink

            Don’t worry, It took me a second, too. Perspective is everything.

          • @remotedev@lemmy.ca
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            5•9 days ago

            LMN I’m guessing

        • @thevoidzero@lemmy.world
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          deleted by creator

      • @idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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        More importantly, how do we know that he knows it’s a kink?

    • @outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Okay, yes, it might violate consent, but it’s also funny.

      And it would be weird fir me to say there are times when i wont hold someone accountable for murder for a sufficiently good bit, but not this.

  • chingadera
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    Everything on this post including comments is a disaster lol

    • @NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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      My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

  • @jjmoldy@lemmy.world
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    41•9 days ago

    she slop my hog til I oink

  • Rob T Firefly
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    34•8 days ago

    Tell him that impersonating a police officer is a serious crime.

  • @yourfavkoreanfemboi@sh.itjust.works
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    deleted by creator

    • @salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      tsssss

      Was he green and did he have four legs?

      Minecraft creeper

      • @yourfavkoreanfemboi@sh.itjust.works
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        deleted by creator

        • IndiBrony
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          13•9 days ago

          There are so many things I could say to this, yet I have no idea what to say to this, but the fact remains:

          Here I see a Korean fem boy making a joke about an Arab boy exploding.

          • @Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Being pointed out by a brony with a cropped NSFW pfp.

          • @Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            It truly is a modern society we live in.

    • @JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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      This is because in Islamic cultures, pork is forbidden.

    • @garbagebagel@lemmy.world
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      I’m very curious if that’s a cultural thing or just a him thing

  • @SanicHegehog@lemm.ee
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    This little piggy went WEE WEE WEE

  • @HeyJoe@lemmy.world
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    29•8 days ago

    This sounds like a plot to a Seinfeld episode.

  • @Taleya@aussie.zone
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    24•9 days ago

    Sounds like the correct response is to stop getting him off

  • @Gork@sopuli.xyz
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    🐷🐷🐷

    • @NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml
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      Animal farm

  • Bunnylux
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    10•9 days ago

    Deeply upsetting.

  • @serpineslair@lemmy.world
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    9•9 days ago

    They marked nsfw, why didn’t you?

    • @ramble81@lemmy.zip
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      Did you read this on a bus and start masturbating uncontrollably?

      • @OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml
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        Ummm is that what happens when you see NSFW content

        • @dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works
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          Oink

      • @serpineslair@lemmy.world
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        Nah I read this on a train and started masturbating uncontrollably. It’s a shame I was sat at a table seat, oinked all over the people in front.

      • @interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml
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        I already was, but can we agree this didn’t help?

    • @remon@ani.social
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      Probably because it’s not needed.

  • @floo@retrolemmy.com
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    Yeah, that’s fine by me. Only oink oink!

  • @ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    The boyfriend: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttn1otpx7zA

    • @4shtonButcher@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Not what I expected to find in this thread but I’m happy I watched it.

    • Drunk & Root
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      or will

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