• ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml
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    Man the “miracles” he “performed” to get beatified are so fucking thin its ridiculous even for the church. Some kids were supposedly cured of disease after their moms prayed to him. Like…thats it. No jesus image on toast, no statues weeping blood. Just some ladies say they prayed to this random kid and one touched his shirt and their kids happened to get better from some illnesses.

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      That’s 99% of saints. If someone prays to a random dead person to pull a favour with God and cure someone, and that someone does get cured, the person they prayed to can become a saint. Half as Interesting has a video on how it works.

  • dom@lemmy.ca
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    Man, as someone who is not religious at all, some of these rituals are sooo weird to me.

    Like making someone a saint not that long after their death. The concept of a saint itself is also weird to me. Its like an honorary degree from a university or an “employee of the month” badge.

    I cant put my finger on it, to be honest. Just seems so weird

  • fckreddit@lemmy.ml
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    This is so stupid on so many levels. Catholic church must be getting desperate for new sheep.

  • GodofLies@lemmy.ca
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    Trying to stay relevant much? Humanity as a whole needs to realize that religion is a mental crutch. The community aspect of it is good, but it isn’t exclusive to religion.

  • slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org
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    Everithing that distract them from diddling children. Or is this a distraction because they dille so many children?

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      Well at least we now know how they got away with protecting pedophiles…

      Anyone still simping any Abrahamic religion at this point is a pedophile enabler… Sky daddy worship has priority, so clergy can tape poor people children… A small price to pay really.

  • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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    lol at trying to claim wordle as being “gamer”

    that’s a puzzle. it’s like a crossword or sudoku. we don’t consider those “gaming” just because they’re on a digital device.

    yes, there are puzzle games. no, this is not that

    am I out of touch here? is doing the crossword on paper being a gamer now?

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    8 days ago

    In the game, “Fight of Gods”, you can literally play as Jesus to fight other mythological characters, including Santa.

    Special attack: Ascension and Cross punch.