Having been on food stamps in the south in my younger years, this barely reads like satire.
Bless your heart. Better make some boot straps and then pull yourself up. /s
They should also not own a television, or a smartphone, and generally not indulge in any vice such as drinking, smoking or, god forbid, doing drugs.
The shitter your situation is, the less deserving you are to take part in society and to try to get some respite via a bit of escapism apparently.
See the problem is that they have people who…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flagellant
They will read your post and say “Nono, I want them to experience actual, physical pain. None of that metaphorical stuff. Whip them. Beat them with clubs.”
You’re still underestimating what some of these people will do to themselves and want to do to others.
Dear one.
That looks like a buff Putin going through an Emo phase.
if I ask nicely can I get the Christian judgement shock too
Nope, but you can get a pious spanking and perhaps some holy nipple play if you’ve been EXTRA satanic
This should also be enforced Judge Dredd style. Two smiles and Dredd comin’ for ya.