That blue devil will drop it the first time someone accidentally bumps into him on the road.
Alternately, I wonder what would happen to him if he used it as his hundredth ring to get a new life. Does he become the ring?
On the positive side, after he drops it people can just guard the area for 15 seconds so nobody catches the ring. No need to visit a specific volcano.
I never liked that line.
Gollum was a fucking Hobbit.
So why the fuck was Bilbo such an unimaginable creature?
I’ve always interpreted it to mean that a hobbit was the absolute least likely of the races to end up with it, not that hobbits at-large were “unimaginable”.
I mean, a Hobbit is what had found it last.
That makes it quite imaginable that a Hobbit could find it.
Well, it never claimed it was UNimaginable. So there’s that.
Fine
I always read that as the least likely creature to have found it in that location.
Itsss my chilidogssess
Can’t stop suckin’ on those chilidogs!
Shluuurrp my precious!
And now at last it comes. You will give me the Ring freely! In place of the Dark Lord you will set up a
