Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously pissing myself. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of people pissing their pants together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train
Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is.
For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.
I’m over at the next train stop selling underpants and fur suits. Use the code #trainpissorgy to for a 30 percent discount.
Wow, are people actually still using this tired copypasta?
And no, changing 1 word doesn’t matter
you lack whimsy
Ceci n’est pas une pipe!
Ceci n’est pas une pipe!
Well, if you make a joke and don’t commit to that, that’s on you
Thete really isnt an excuse to be sngry about it.
sngry
Fick you.
Furries make the best subs
you’re talking about the internet communities, right?
r-right…?
How do you not respect that?
Based :3
Waow (based based based based based)
What an entirely worthless group of people.
I bet they’re too much of a coward.
Nah fam.
I used to joke about furries but after being here for the last ~6 months they’re one of the last bastions of free expression and also more or less an inextricable part of any online spaces worth participating in.
The presence of furries is unironically a sign of resilience. Let them be.
Also, legend has it, they’re generally the people we absolutely need in society. I heard a lot of surgeons end up as furriest, which kind of makes sense.
Those suits are fucking expensive. Basically nobody on minimum wage is spending their money on that.
Dude, fuck off. They’re just people doing literally nothing to you.
What an entirely worthless comment.
Did you end up here by mistake trying to sign up on truthsocial?
Y’all I’m sorry but peeing yourself in public is not based. Someone had to say it
I’d rather deal with a hundred furries pissing themselves in public than one Nazi trying to commit a genocide.
Obviously this isn’t a strict either/or situation. The joke of someone pissing themselves probably wears thin if I have to clean up after them … point taken.
But given all the problems in the world today, one that can be fixed with a few paper towels ranks super low on my list.
I am also anti-nazi. This isn’t reqlly related…
Believe it or not, there are furry nazis for some reason
To be clear: I did/do not mean to imply you are/were/[ever would be] a nazi simp.
My point above was to say - publicly pissed pants are petit potatoes compared to a slew of modern issues; public urination is a “first world problem”. Buuuuuuuuuuut, it’s also worth noting my argument can be wholesale dismissed as “whataboutism” if you so desire (if we’re approaching this as a strictly logical syllogism).
Also, may push back on your original statement a bit? Why do you think OP’s story occurred in a public space? Do you care more or less if say we learned OP was in the artist booth space at a private, adults-only furry convention? We could push further and imagine this occuring at a private watersports convention - but that’s flirting with the ridiculous as in that space OP would have been silly to not have expected that outcome.
I suppose my question for you is this: If the furry did a controlled leak to freshly wet their pants, with no spillover dripping onto the floor, then went to show their friends what they did for a laugh (the juxtaposition of following the stickers instructions vs the social expectation not to), then proceeded to change into fresh clothes - what’s your objection? Who is being hurt? What’s really ‘not based’ about this obviously juvenile comedic act?
I called it unbased because of a few presumptions, yes. I did assume this was in public, and that someone had to clean up their mess. If I was incorrect about these things, my opinion would change.
I don’t care where people pee in private, but I don’t tend to assume conventions are private. Nor do I tend to assume that pissing yourself is gonna be clean, but I guess it’s outside my lived experience so 🤷♀️
They deserved to suffer for making it.
